if i could be any x-man

wolvarine, by far and away, that power to regenerate rocks, as it would bring the healing time for tattoos right down!(i will update my photo soon as my right arm is now alsmost entirely covered) that and i tend to get lots of glass and metal splinters at work. the only thing is i'm not sure if i'm more of a yellow spandex or black leather kind of a guy, what do u think?

Favourite music

i'm ecclectic, i'll get down to anything from marilyn manson to frank sinatra and everything in between. But anything punk, rock or just plain loud is the way to go. That said been listening to a lot of the beastie boys recently.

Things i've been up to since i first wrote this in September

Well i have finally remembered my password for Islandoo, so i thought id come on and say hi to all you sexy people, HI. Since previously writing my profile i have, officially become a year older, been to some mad gigs, learnt some Polish, had a crazy long weekend in Poland (in which we; lost my suitcase, grew a beard, had a few drinks, befriended so strippers for a few nights, met some mad norweign guy called Eddie who we wandered around Worclaw drinking with for about 12 hrs, MC'd in a night club,pretended to be: a rock band, american, australian, light house painters, and ron jeremy!)pulled of dressing up my pub for Halloween with less than 24hr prep, written some songs ....hhhmmmm i'm drying up writers block

why i should be sent to a desert island?

*because i'm not allowed to have stubble at work, and it would give me ample time to grow a beard (actually grown one, on a recent trip to poland check the pics) *i've never had a decent tan, and this would give me time to recify that fact *because i bought a new pair of billabong board shorts last year, and have never had the oppertunity to wear them *because i'm an ordained priest, so we could have the first shipwrecked marriage *because i'm me! *because every shipwrecked island needs a stout hairy inked up man to come out with witty and sarcastic comments to stir up the group for better or worse. *because i'm far too lazy to list all the reasons other people have about being nutty or what a great experiance, (or does that count?) *finally, for the reason the dorethy, tinman, lion, scarecrow and toto went to find the wizard. Because of the wonderful things i do

Happiest when

Writing lists of thing that make me happy....oh really *seeing people i like succeed at things, like my mates band or my sister with her beauty awards *walking around in shorts and nothing else *or getting drunk and running around naked *music, especially if its live, especially especially if my mates are playing it, especially especially especially if its at Reading, because that festival rocks like a big nutty rocking thing that teaches others how to rock! and ive had so many good times there. *getting the phone call to say come to our desert island *a girl is telling me what really gets her off, you know the stuff that she is too embarressed to tell her mates she likes doing *strangly when WORKING Friday or Saturday nights and the bar is buzzin and people around you are all having a good time *when i find someone who is real on my level to talk to

and now for something completely different

*mary antoinette had a 44" bust *it only takes 6 pounds of pressure to pull off a human ear *The guppy, the fish. When they engage in courtship behaviour the female often bites the male on the bottom. *The elephant is the only living thing with four legs which cannot jump. *Orangutan is derived from the Malay team Orang Hutan meaning Man of the Forest *The BBC drama series Allo Allo ran for longer than the Second World War in which it was set. *Bob Dylan's real name is Robert Zimmerman. *Ralph Lauren's real name is Ralph Lipschitz. You can see why he changed it. *My personal theory behind the wives tale that masterbation makes you go blind: at the point of climax your pupils dialate, some thing that usual only happens to allow for a change in lighting levels. Most people, so i'm told masterbate with the light on or infront of the tv or computer, thus at the big masterbator O your eyes dialate taking in light which then damages the retina, meaning that you forever need to wear reading glasses when chosing which porno to put on next! *David Walliams real name is David Williams. He had to change it as the actors' union, Equity, will not allow two people registered with the same name. *On March 13, 1996 Thomas Hamilton, a disgruntled former scout leader, shot dead 16 young children and teacher, Gwenne Mayor, in Dunblane Primary School's gymnasium. One of the children who was in the school that day and survived was British No.1 tennis player Andy Murray *dolphins are the only other mammals to have sex for fun

Hometown

a village outside st albans

Occupation

Pub Manager, for many years, after deciding on my gap year that studying law was not for me

Relationship status

relationship n 1 the state or character of being related or interrelated 2 (a specific instance or type of ) kinship 3 a state of affairs existing between those having relations or dealings.

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