Things about meeeee!

I grew up on a farm and was always outside building things and going on adventures with my big brother. We only ever went home when hungry or hurt. Hurt happened quite often whether it be being beaten up my my brother, jumping in a whole bush of stinging nettles or falling off my bike when I was trying to ride over a homemade BMX ramp. All I ever really wanted to do was be like my bro. We were playing in the garden one day in our wellies and my brother decided to go for a wee in the ditch at the end of the garden. I wanted to do it too and as a result filled up my wellies will weeeeeee! These days I have learnt that boys and girls are slightly different and that there are pros and cons for both. I still love the outdoors and go camping whenever I can. I reckon I am two different people. One of me is a smart, well turned out kind of gal who works in the city, cleans lots (the house not self) and wears a suit and the other one could live off the land in a hippy style communion with dreadlocks and nothing much else! I don't take ages getting ready and could live without home comforts easily. I would love to go back to basics on the island and miss my farmer's daughter days.

Things that make me cringe and shudder

Long finger nails on blokes, sleezy, greasy, the thought of old people having sex, me when I was younger with a brace, fuzzy hair, dressed like a geezer bird, memories of my last night out as they pop into my head at random moments, the memories of chatting up guys with food in my teeth being sick in the loo in front of a guy I had just spent hours working on chatting up and fanny farts.

The strangest thing that has recently made me laugh

My house mate's new rabbit doing a projectile sex wee when in mid flow of a 2 foot bunny hop off the floor aiming at an exact 28 degree angle at a speed of 0.5 miles per hour and landing the wee directly on my friends face! That is one clever bunny. And...if that is not good enough he (Neil - the rabbit) did it again, and again day after day. I tell no lies. However, she managed to get her own back by getting Neil's balls chopped last week. Karma!

Scared of

Waking up like the guy in 28 days later

Happiest when

The sun is shining and surrounded by friends. I have a real great group of friends and I love laughing until I cry on a summers day.

What makes me satisfied!!!

I get great satisfaction out of picking my toe nails and my nose (not at the same time although that has to be the most orgasmic idea I've had today). Can't finish this as I've got to go try.....

Hometown

Kent

Occupation

HR Assistant

Relationship status

Recently Single

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