Hey you! Its been tooooooooooooooooooo long!!!!! They pics from india?? MINTIO! Yeah my employers love the fact i can offer leadership skills via the route of cocks and chebs!
uve just lost some points then lol... i dont own a busines but work in property like investments which is good but hard work... hope u liked my fluffy tag x
I grew up on a farm and was always outside building things and going on adventures with my big brother. We only ever went home when hungry or hurt. Hurt happened quite often whether it be being beaten up my my brother, jumping in a whole bush of stinging nettles or falling off my bike when I was trying to ride over a homemade BMX ramp. All I ever really wanted to do was be like my bro. We were playing in the garden one day in our wellies and my brother decided to go for a wee in the ditch at the end of the garden. I wanted to do it too and as a result filled up my wellies will weeeeeee! These days I have learnt that boys and girls are slightly different and that there are pros and cons for both. I still love the outdoors and go camping whenever I can. I reckon I am two different people. One of me is a smart, well turned out kind of gal who works in the city, cleans lots (the house not self) and wears a suit and the other one could live off the land in a hippy style communion with dreadlocks and nothing much else! I don't take ages getting ready and could live without home comforts easily. I would love to go back to basics on the island and miss my farmer's daughter days.
Things that make me cringe and shudder
Long finger nails on blokes, sleezy, greasy, the thought of old people having sex, me when I was younger with a brace, fuzzy hair, dressed like a geezer bird, memories of my last night out as they pop into my head at random moments, the memories of chatting up guys with food in my teeth being sick in the loo in front of a guy I had just spent hours working on chatting up and fanny farts.
The strangest thing that has recently made me laugh
My house mate's new rabbit doing a projectile sex wee when in mid flow of a 2 foot bunny hop off the floor aiming at an exact 28 degree angle at a speed of 0.5 miles per hour and landing the wee directly on my friends face! That is one clever bunny. And...if that is not good enough he (Neil - the rabbit) did it again, and again day after day. I tell no lies. However, she managed to get her own back by getting Neil's balls chopped last week. Karma!
Scared of
Waking up like the guy in 28 days later
Happiest when
The sun is shining and surrounded by friends. I have a real great group of friends and I love laughing until I cry on a summers day.
What makes me satisfied!!!
I get great satisfaction out of picking my toe nails and my nose (not at the same time although that has to be the most orgasmic idea I've had today). Can't finish this as I've got to go try.....
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By g_dude about 1 year ago
70 posts
Hey you! Its been tooooooooooooooooooo long!!!!! They pics from india?? MINTIO! Yeah my employers love the fact i can offer leadership skills via the route of cocks and chebs!
By TommyG about 1 year ago
2 posts
yeah but you're special :) x
By mike24 about 1 year ago
2 posts
you're gorgeous x
By mike24 about 1 year ago
hey hun u got a new fan xx
By Robbo_23 about 1 year ago
6 posts
lol
By damngame about 1 year ago
6 posts
feeling sick from the night b4 lol
By damngame about 1 year ago
6 posts
hi hows your day been so fare?
By damngame about 1 year ago
22 posts
no problems fluffy, u have a great weekend xxx
By Smoothy about 1 year ago
22 posts
hey alex, ive gotta go now so ill chat 2 later on if ur about... spk later xx
By Smoothy about 1 year ago
2 posts
Ahoy There!!! hope you are ok, just passing throug hand joining your crew of you fellow followers, Hope to hear from you, Bye for now gorgeous
By MASSIMO84 about 1 year ago
22 posts
uve just lost some points then lol... i dont own a busines but work in property like investments which is good but hard work... hope u liked my fluffy tag x
By Smoothy about 1 year ago