Favourite book(s)

Gotta be on the road, by Jack Kerouac. I'd love to be able to the things he did, unfortunately, with the world the way it is, it's not as easy to just drift from place to place anymore! Damn you americans, with yer flippin visa system! While I'm here, i may as well plug a good mate. Myles de bastion, a mate from uni has travelled to america to make a life! Check his adventure at Roadtrip.debastion.com!

Favourite music

A hell of a lot. What twists my melon currently? Porcupine tree, Oceansize, Mogwai, Inme, Silverchair, a whole fat steamy heap of jazz. I'm also a creator of music. I play The bass, guitar, drums, keyboards... I dabble in the decks from time to time. I also create crappy electronica under the name of Hardcore Prawn - www.myspace.com/hardcoreprawn

Which celebrity would you most like to go on a date with and why?

Pete Burns. After a spurious exchange of insults, we'd settle down to discuss such worldy matters as how DO they take the proverbial Donny Osmond and make him a Marie? Or Why he still keeps his ( is it he? is it she? is it an it?! I don't know! Answer in next weeks big issue!) name, and not some other kind of showbiz name like Lily Savage does? Is he afraid of fading into obscurity because people won't recognise the name? Or is it because Madame Savage would be a bit ticked off at the sudden trend forming? To be honest, I'd pay for tickets to that cat... erm... gender confused feline... fight... thing. I'd probably quiz him on big brother, and whether or not that plastic surgery nightmare they've had in was really him giving it another go because that ditz chantelle stole the limelight... I'm not sure if there would be any kind of after date drunken sex though. Not because I'm afraid or disgusted or anything like that. Purely because the sheer logistics involved in figurin out what goes where would confuse me. Although I could probably manage a bit of spooning and cuddling, provided he does the ladylike thing, and shaves his body hair. Furry females ( or shemales, or whatever you want to refer to pete as!) are a little too "continental" for me. My god, was that tact, or was that tact?

Things that piss me off.

Whiners. You know the kind. Prada worshipping, latte sipping simple little bitches. Oh, my straighteners died, i think i'm going to freak. Dear god. Fuck OFF! Not just that though. People with no real facets in thier personality. They go out and drink, dance around, listen t music fine. But where's the heart? Where's the things they care about? apparently it's teh bottom of a bottle. Those kind of people who are shallow as fuck but still feel the need to take the piss out of people with a passion. So you don't agree with greenpeace, or whatever organisation. They care, thats enough. Get a fucking life. At least they care about something more important than who's shagging who, or whats hot and whats not. My GOD! Basically I hate the superficial, teh pretentious, and the snobbish. I hate rich kids. Little filthy self entitled little shits. Granted there are iamonds in the rough, and i'm infact loving those guys, the ones who don't need to ask daddy to buy em a car, the ones who make it on thier own. Hats off to ya. I hate ignorance. I hate Bitches. I hate silly little teenage games of stirring up happy couples. I despise liars. And I fucking hate lazy arseholes.

What do you do in your spare time? (hobbies/sports, etc.)

Well, lets get the blatantly crap " socialising with friends" bit out of the way. Yes, I enjoy spending time with people I like. Occasionally yes, it is just the stereotypical "I call it socialising so I don't feel guilty about getting really pissed" effort, but a lot of the time it's more just doing interesting things, making music, making stuff, having a conversation about the most mundane stuff and feeling intelectual because I used some big words. I love to cook! I'll try my hand at anything and everything at least once, sometimes never again, but those are the breaks. I love taking something. Doing things to it (not in any kind of perverse way... *ahem*), and have it end up as something completely different. I love to experiment. Music. I love music. LOVE IT. almost any form ( I won't say what I hate, because it's sods law that the person reading this is going to love said genre of which we shall not speak, and will be hideously upset wit me!) I love making it, I love listening to it, and I love watching other people play it. I play Bass, Guitar ( acoustic and electric), I drum, and I produce my own electronica under the alias of Hardcore Prawn. My faveourite bands range from Ben folds, to mogwai to head automatica, to the killers, to killswitch engage, to aphex twin, the list is endless. Pretty much anything that someone has made an effort to produce, and put thier time, effort and sanity into. I'm also a bit arty, I love photoshop, I love painting. ( I rock at the former, suck at the latter!) Can't get enough of it. I used to be big into sports, especially volleyball, although thats taken a backseat now to everything else thats going on, that and for some reason, I can't shake the Imasculating effect it seems to have on me. 0_o My housemate Jody is trying to impress frisbee upon me, I never knew it was a sport! For gods sake! Why does throwing a piece of plastic around have to be so complex?! Penalties? Scoring zones?! Just throw the damn frisbee Jody! >_<

If you could change anything about your life what would it be?

I wouldn't have buried them on in the yard... >_> Just kidding. There's a million and one things I'd like to change in my life. But I know that if I did, other things in my life might not have happened. If I hadn't have failed uni, and had to drop out that first time, I wouldn't have come back to bolton. I wouldn't Have been around to meet the people I have. If I hadn't have decided to go to college with an old girlfriend, I would have ended up joining the RAF. I wouldn't have met the people I call my friends. I wouldn't have gone to uni, and had the experiences I had there, which I wouldn't trade for the world. I guess If I knew acting a certain way would cut something important out of my life, I'd bite the bullet and take the other turn at the very first fork in teh road and change it completely, you may as well go all in right? I'd do the exact opposite of what my very first decision was, and see where it led me.

Hometown

Bolton ( Little Beirut) - Living in Rusholme, Manchester

Occupation

Former low grade male prostitute. Buy me! I'm cheap!

Relationship status

Does it matter? Take a guess. I'm not looking for anyone!

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