Favourite Sleeping Position

I would have to say it would be on my stomach or curled up in a little ball, if I sleep on my back I am known to snore quite loudly and I have often been mistaken for a walrus, this is not good for camping next to the ocean where randy walrusses are known to frequent the shore! have you ever woken up and found yaself being ridden by a walrus???!!!

My Hobbies

Well i have recently begun a new hobby which is collectin belly button fluff, at tha moment i only have a lil bit but if ya willing to donate let me know! so far i have enough to make a cuff! I also tend to get my tackle out, most famously on st davids stage in front ov a full audience when paddy mcguiness was doing a show there! famous for an hour i loved it!

Favourite Football team

would definatly have to be Cardiff City ( in Wales NOT England as many crazy americans where i work seem to think, also americans if you are reading, Yes I do know John Smith from london england, he lives down the road from me and yes strangely enough he was in Kansas/Texas/Washington.... (insert any american place here) for the last month!) but yeh I am a Cardiff City fan!

When you think no one is looking, do you pick your nose?

well yeh , whoever says they dont is a liar, my favorite place to pick my nose is when i am invisable in my car driving, no body can see me picking my nose while im there so i might as well! i heard that if you do pick too much and it starts to bleed ya can put a tampon up your nose!

have you ever lied to get out of a relationship?

I think everyone has done this one! I was seeing a girl who started getting wayyyy to clingy for me so i decided enough was enough and had to think of a way to finish it, the ignoring calls and messages didnt work as turned up at the house where my mum duly let her in to wait for me to come back, well my mum called me to let me know that she was to waiting and thats where I had to think of a new plan. after 2 more pints in the pub i decided i needed the help of a friend, after a bit of persusion and a few more drinks i managed to convinve him to go along with the plan! we duly walked back to my place and went in the living room where my mum was and where i knew the ex would hear me and then announced i was coming out of the closet with my gay partner! after saying this i heard the girl coming down the stairs crying and shouting about how i have lied and wasted her time! so yes i have lied but it worked to rid me of a major problem , i think anyone who says they havent lied, is a liar!

latest developments

im looking to expand my ownership of cardboard houses in the local region, im currently the most well known developer of the cardboard estates and looking to expand my empire, i do need a secretry though, offers??? i was driving home earlier from tesco, car in front full of very nice looking ladies, kept looking back at me with a grin on their faces, kept up behind them and as we came alongside on a roundabout, gave a cheeky smile and a wink, they told me I had left my shopping one the roof!

Hometown

Cardiff ( not in london england you crazy yank!)

Occupation

Elbow Model, Pole Dancer, Passenger Services@ CWL

Relationship status

snapped up by one lucky lady!

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