OF COURSE I'M NOT AN INTERNATIONAL JEWEL THIEF, SMUGGLING DRUGS AND ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS IS MUCH MORE PROFITABLE.
IF YOU PEOPLE THINK I'LL JUST LET YOU STEAL MY IDENTITY AND TELL YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT MYSELF THAN YOU CAN FORGET IT!YOU VERY MUCH MISTAKEN MADAM BUT PLEASE READ ON IF YOU MUST .....................
A JOKE...........
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHEAP CIRCUMSION???
A RIP-OFF
THE FACTS
1. I WANT A FREE HOLIDAY
2. I NEED A FREE BLOODLY HOLIDAY. I CAN'T AFFORD ONE:(
3. I'M UNEMPLOYED AND SOME WOULD SAY UNEMPLOYABLE I WANT SOME TIME OUT TO FIND MORE OF A DIRECTION IN LIFE AND MAYBE DICOVER A GREATER PURPOSE FOR MYSELF
4.FAILING THAT I MAY WIN SOME MONEY
5.OR HOOK UP WITHY A FIT RICH BIRD
6.ITS PROBABLY NOT ALL A PICNIC BUT I WOULDN'T SOD OFF AND LEAVE THE ISLAND (COUGH COUGH LORENZO)
7.THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFE TIME OPPURTUNITY AND NEXT YEAR I'LL BE TOO FRIGIN' OLD(WHICH AMOUNTS TO DISCRIMINATION THESES DAYS)......PLEASE ISLAND GODS WHEREEVER YOU ARE HEAR MY PRAYERS..............
8.WORKING AGAIN BUT HATE MY JOB
Scared of
NOTHING, IF YOU LIVE IN FEAR YOU FEAR LIFE
BECAUSE IF YOU NEVER DID YOUR ALREADY DONE.
THE ETERNAL MSYTERIES OF LIFE
DADDY OR CHIPS?
TRUTH OR DARE?
WHO DISCOVERED MILK AND WHAT WERE THEY DOING TOUCHING UP THAT COW ANYWAY HMMM??
LARGER OR BEER?
THE ODD SOCK DISAPPEARING?
TIGER OR SHARKS?
LIFES MOTTO'S
NO MAN IS IMMUNE FROM THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF LIFE REMEMBER TO LOVE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HURT
WORK LIKE YOU DON'T NEED THE MONEY AND ONLY DEAD FISH
GO WITH THE FLOW. PEACE X
Comments (1153) refresh
123 posts
hiya, i'm ok thanx, just dont come on here much now, i think its runs its course, hows u anyway??
By Snickerdoodle about 1 month ago
5 posts
Thanx for fanning me ur da best :-)
By glamourous about 1 month ago
5 posts
Thanx for fanning me ur da best :-)
By glamourous about 1 month ago
5 posts
hey how u doin? where do u live?
By glamourous about 1 month ago
5 posts
hey how u doin? where do u live?
By glamourous about 1 month ago
9 posts
yeh was gd fun x
By lauralusicious about 1 month ago
9 posts
loved it went down to check out unis and shop x
By lauralusicious about 1 month ago
3 posts
Eep! I prefer them alive myself! x
By misslove about 1 month ago
222 posts
i just call in every few days to see whats going on, how've u been? the old skool just aint the same anymore
By Peanuts about 1 month ago
8 posts
You seem very excited about it!!! haha! Hope ur all good dude! xx
By xxxNataliexxx about 1 month ago
29 posts
wadddup sexy Bilko???
By texanbabe about 1 month ago
8 posts
Well I photograph mainly natural stuff at the minute! Just trying to make a really good portfolio ! wat do you do?!?! XX
By xxxNataliexxx about 1 month ago