THE SAD REALITY

OF COURSE I'M NOT AN INTERNATIONAL JEWEL THIEF, SMUGGLING DRUGS AND ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS IS MUCH MORE PROFITABLE. IF YOU PEOPLE THINK I'LL JUST LET YOU STEAL MY IDENTITY AND TELL YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT MYSELF THAN YOU CAN FORGET IT!YOU VERY MUCH MISTAKEN MADAM BUT PLEASE READ ON IF YOU MUST .....................

A JOKE...........

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHEAP CIRCUMSION??? A RIP-OFF

THE FACTS

1. I WANT A FREE HOLIDAY 2. I NEED A FREE BLOODLY HOLIDAY. I CAN'T AFFORD ONE:( 3. I'M UNEMPLOYED AND SOME WOULD SAY UNEMPLOYABLE I WANT SOME TIME OUT TO FIND MORE OF A DIRECTION IN LIFE AND MAYBE DICOVER A GREATER PURPOSE FOR MYSELF 4.FAILING THAT I MAY WIN SOME MONEY 5.OR HOOK UP WITHY A FIT RICH BIRD 6.ITS PROBABLY NOT ALL A PICNIC BUT I WOULDN'T SOD OFF AND LEAVE THE ISLAND (COUGH COUGH LORENZO) 7.THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFE TIME OPPURTUNITY AND NEXT YEAR I'LL BE TOO FRIGIN' OLD(WHICH AMOUNTS TO DISCRIMINATION THESES DAYS)......PLEASE ISLAND GODS WHEREEVER YOU ARE HEAR MY PRAYERS.............. 8.WORKING AGAIN BUT HATE MY JOB

Scared of

NOTHING, IF YOU LIVE IN FEAR YOU FEAR LIFE BECAUSE IF YOU NEVER DID YOUR ALREADY DONE.

THE ETERNAL MSYTERIES OF LIFE

DADDY OR CHIPS? TRUTH OR DARE? WHO DISCOVERED MILK AND WHAT WERE THEY DOING TOUCHING UP THAT COW ANYWAY HMMM?? LARGER OR BEER? THE ODD SOCK DISAPPEARING? TIGER OR SHARKS?

LIFES MOTTO'S

NO MAN IS IMMUNE FROM THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF LIFE REMEMBER TO LOVE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HURT WORK LIKE YOU DON'T NEED THE MONEY AND ONLY DEAD FISH GO WITH THE FLOW. PEACE X

Hometown

MANCHESTER

Occupation

THE GREATEST DAMN BARMAN EVER!

Relationship status

SINGLE

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