Personality??

Funny naughty and impulsive are the 3 words i'd use to sum me up!! I'm always grinning and i'm always up for having a laugh ahhh yes!! I love playing tricks on people, being naked and bouncing around like a nutter!!I love goin out in my selection of underwear and dancing my lilly white ass off on the weekends making sure i meet as many cool, crazy people as I can!! i'm very blunt and to the point and I get on with everybody as long as they dont have an attitude or love themselves(",)

Things that make me laugh:

People getting there head stuck! Farting (old I know but still hilarious!)

Things that piss me off

Being woken up in the moring...Grrrrr Miserable\depressed people (lifes too short!) lying!!!

Scared of

The usual.... Insects Death and of course.... Baked Beans yep thats right one word yuuuuuuuuuuuk!!!! When I was 4 the evil dinner lady at my primary school wouldn't let me go out and play until i'd eaten them all, i'd sometimes manage to scoop them under the table when she wasn't looking but most days she'd wait for me. How HARSH is she haha so i'm now scarred for life lol(cringing at the thought) ewwwwwwww!!!!!

Why me??

I've never been travelling or to uni and all the hols i've been on have gone horribly wrong!! I went to france for a day and got pick pocketed, I once went on hol to menorca and stupidly decided to wear high corky shoes and split my leg open on the first day oucch!!! and this yr i went to tenerife and got spiked and ended up in hospital so would therfore love the chance to venture out and explore the world a bit without being robbed, hurt or fooked over haha!!i'm also just what the nation needs for a sunday hang over i'll inject plenty of energy and good viewing onto your tv screens!! i'll be the nations sunshine on a rainy day ahhhhh yes parp parp!! (",)I also have the whitest arse you've ever seen and desperatly need to tan it up so Vote vote vote people!!

Some major funny ifs.......

1.If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? 2.How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? 3.Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? 4.Why is abbreviation such a long word? 5.Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? 6.Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.". 7.Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? 8.Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? 9.Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? 10.If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? 11.If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? 12.If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? 13.Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? 14.Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? 15.You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? 16.Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Hometown

Gloucestershire

Occupation

lap dancer

Relationship status

Taken

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