Favourite book(s)

His Dark Materials, The Discworld Series, The Historian, A Brief History Of Nearly Everything, The Hobbitt. I want to go on to do English Lit. next year, so I read lots.

Favourite music

Classic / Blues rock. I love Free, Thin Lizzy, Tokyo Dragons, Led Zepplin, Aerosmith, ELO, Fleetwood Mac, Diamond Head, Rainbow, and Tygers of Pan Tang, to name but a few.

Favourite movie(s)

Robin Hood: Men In Tights, The Italian Job (original), Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Withnail and I, and the version of Hamlet with Mel Gibson. My favourite quote co-incidently, features in both: "I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth, and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty, in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not me: no, nor woman neither." It changes slightly from Hamlet to Withnail.

Scared of

Scary women. Although, I suppose, I've been scary, for example: I recently went to Tenerific with 5 friends, and within hours of arriving, we had rented out a couple of pedalos, stripped completely, and began terrorising other pedalo users and bannana boat riders. It was our duty as naked pirates! I was Bum Beard the Cabin Boy, and I terrorised under the command of Cheif Petty Officer Princess. I am also scared of only having one fan, I might have to cry myself to sleep tonight.

Have you ever written a comedy Bible?

Why yes, as a matter of fact, I made my own half arsed religion by writing The Bible of Sputnick The Sneaky Gazzelle. It was not in any way intended as an insult to any religion, as I think holding down a belief is something to be respected, I myself can't do it. Anyhoo, this Bible contained such fantastical characters as Albert the Lovely Coloured Rainbow Raven, and Sandwiche the Super Splended McChicken Dog Biscuit III (the third). It contained many fascinating insights into morals and what-not, for example: Don't do that, you'll go blind. It also contained fabulous facts: Mooses DO photosynthesise (due to a mist wich combined the properties of certain flora and fauna) but are not, I repeat NOT Jesus.

My Hero(s)

Billy Shakespeare, Darrell Abbott, Mr. Sheen.

Hometown

oxford

Occupation

A lot of work with horses, my local pub.

Relationship status

Single

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