What I am brilliant at

filling in forms of forms in the form of forms.

What is my ideal life?

If i could live under the sea that would be an awesome life. Imagine being able to go humaning on a sunny sunday afternoon to catch dinner (as opposed to fishing). Would be immense. Also dont really need to wash i guess cos ir always under water. the down fall of it would be that i would get really wrinkley skin. I dont like wrinkles so they'd have to invent a cream to fix that.

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

That i can't write on here but i am pretty naughty. I get myself into trouble in lectures at uni by making sly comments but its gets me through. I once shot an old lady in the butt with a BB gun, and blame southernly blowing winds for swinging the shop door into her....didnt go down to well. oops! bless her!

Scared of

well if i was a mouse i would be scared of big old scarey cats or hot melted cheese. If i was a 16 year old girl i'd be scared of the guy hanging around the bushes witht the camera by school. If i was me i would be scared of my man parts randomly falling off while at a Tenacious D concert especially as i used blue tac to hold it all together.

Happiest when

have a delightful girl in my arms, though i am a glutton for laughter, so i guess if im laughing, you know i'm happy!

Films of the favourite type

type has to go out and out to the outrageous comedy. one time i watched a film and it was funny, and i mean i laughed and felt joyous and moved yet slightly aroused.

Hometown

Living in Teesside, origanlly for down south.

Occupation

Mr. Student, ex bar manager

Relationship status

capital S- single, so feel free to knock on my door and come on in, even if i'm sleeping! lol

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