My Websites

richie-bay.bebo.com, www.myspace.com/bridgen1987, bridgen.hi5.com, My Favourite YouTube, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6irAfABLsT0, Feel free to add me on MSN, it's bridders1987@yahoo.co.uk (you can also use that to add me on any other web-sites if you don't know how to do it any other way)

Random things that popped into my head about myself in 10 seconds

My names Bridgen and I come from the most lied about hometown in the UK, I know the words to Ahmish Paradise and Fuck Her Gently of by heart, I can fly a glider and I've chopped a human testicle up before.

A few of my favourite things

Easiest really too just check my MySpace to see the rest, if you're not signed up then don't worry, you can look anyway.(the address is above) There's also some results from some quizzes I did on there that you can take to, Apparently if I was a car, I would be a convertible becuase I'm Cool and sexy (if they say so), I enjoy a good time and don't care much for anything that isn't part of that picture. I also have a sense of romance, or something like it, that others envy. After all, two seats leaves no room for third wheels. Or something; In bed I'm a Romantic becuase I make sure my partner gets as much plesure as I can give and make sure she isn't asleep; I'm a Romantic kiss, lying in bed after making love and just doing whatever; And I'll let you read the philosophy one cos it's a bit longer. Do them and see what you get then let me know.

My Claim To Fame

At the moment, my claim to fame is that stand-up comedian, Junior Simpson, is my uncle through mariage. If you don't know him, then he played the worlds worst DJ at the wedding reception in Love Actually (He's Black and I'm happy cos he's a class bloke). If you wanna know more about him then just search his name on the jongleurs web-site. With any luck though, being ship-wrecked will be my next claim-to-fame.

My Dream

To go touring round europe on a triumph (or similar style) Motorbike. I can't say I'm a bike nut, but I think riding one is the next best thing to sex (and not because of the vibrations)

A few of my favourite quotes

BETTER TO BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON, man who puts cream in tart not necessarily baker, IT TAKES MANY NAILS TO BUILD A CRIB, BUT ONLY ONE SCREW TO FILL IT, war doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left, MAN WHO GO TO BED WITH HARD PROBLEM, WAKE UP WITH SOLUTION IN HAND, seven day honeymoon make hole week, IF ONE SYNCHRONISED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST HAVE TO DROWN WITH IT?, it only takes me one drink to get drunk, only problem is I can't remember if it's the 13th or 14th, I ONLY DRINK ON DAYS THAT END IN Y, (when people call me Dick trying to take the piss) better to be a big Dick than a little prick, AND THERE's LOTS MORE, I JUST CAN'T BE ARSED RIGHT NOW.

Hometown

Scunthorpe

Occupation

Screwfix trade counter assistant (it's like B&Q but Argos style)

Relationship status

Single as ever, I swear whitesnake wrote a song for me the year I was born

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