Tuneage

Muse, Dolly Parton(Joleen), Jeff Buckley, Sam Flanagan, Metalica, Cat Stevens, Feeder, Ocean Colour Scene, Faithless, Arcade Fire, Get Cape Wear Cape Fly, Maximo Park, Groove Armada, Massive Attack, Prodigy, Portishead, The Who, The Beatles, The Music, Stereophonics, Rod Stewart, Snow Patrol, The Killers, Radiohead, The Kooks, Janis Joplin, Razorlight, Foo Fighters, The White Stripes, The Flaming Lips, Jose Gonzalez, Panic at the Disco!, Fall Out Boy (EMO ALERT!!!), Manic Street Preachers, Alanis M, Nina Simone, Elton John, System of a Down, Kings of Leon, Queens of the Stone Age, Daft Punk, Mark Ronson, Kanye West, Queen, The Coral, Placebo, Amy Winehouse, CSS ............................. .................... i could go on for ever

My Dislikes

Runny Mash Potato - Its Potato it shouldnt be runny!!!!! Hotel Dinners - although that is basically what i grew up on do they not understand that you shouldnt be able to squash a carrot with a fork!!!!!! Burnt Toast - ITS JUST A WASTE!!!!!!!!!!!! Gammy Tasting Sperm - at least some of it is not too bad but some of it is just sooooooooooooooo eught Lapsang souchong - its just worng!!!!!!!!!!! Shoulder Pads - WHAT WOMAN WANTS BIG SHOULDERS!!!!! I MEAN COME ON!! Tipex - Why isnt there a cap on the thing to stop it spilling all over you and ruining you work trousers!!!! Fountain Court Apartments - BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!! NUFF SAID Hair in the Pulghole - like just gross Pubes - Keep them to yourself - its like you are dental flossing with them DVD Players - they always brake on me!! Zane Lowe - Really not a fan Tim Westwood - you are not a black man and you should die Drool - why is it when im drunk this happens!!!!!!!!!!! Celariac - aniseed flavoured vegetable... ewwww Big Brother Racist War - Im sorry but leave Jade Goody alone! you never went after Pete Burns and Michael Barrymore last year when they had a pop at the Marsh! So leave it up to them the public has fuck all to do with it and i am sooooo fed up hearing about it! get of your high horse Racisum is a part of life get over it! Public - the public body annoys me as it just does as people are just sooo irritating in the majority CHILDREN - why at 5 to 11 at night are the bloody fucking winkles downstairs still awake and pissing me off fuck off this is my building you young thing. Animals - they request care, plus you have no idea what they are thinking i think they may be scarier than children The railway bridge @ Roseburn - due to the pigeons the shit on your head well not your head its only my head they tend to do it to so every time i walk under that bridge i have to put my hood up and people think im strange, and i am but thats besides the point strangers shouldnt know that im odd. Memory Blanks - from my last visit to the Dee, i have no idea what happened from 1.30am till 3.00am it just sucks?? brilliamt night i just cant remeber Corrination Stret, Eastenders, Emerdale - all just a load of trollop i mean he named his knife Mac!! Mac the Knife!!!!! Ex Boyfriends - not for the obvious reasons thats actually why i do like them i dont like them because its just fun to hate them for a while Cold Tea - eugh why would you do that - unless i is lipton ice tea and then that reminds me of T in the Park and that is just Great Titanic - What a Crap Film Toe Nails - they are just POINTLESS Squeeky Beds - i mean your trying to be discreet but the squeek just completely stops that so you do it outside insteasd then your dad sees!!!!!! bloody bed Skinny Women - Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!! Over Powering Perfume - reminds me of old people which brings me to the next one Old People - they smell, they are dying, they take all our money, and the live in places with sick people Sick People - they are sick... full stop Hospitals - they are full of sick people Slow Computers - they are just slowwwww and annnnoyiing

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

so much to pick from so ill pick the most recent, i was working @ rockness as the barstaff and it all started by puting up my tent in darkness that took me at least an hour.. such a kafaffel. then had a couple of drinks with the tents next door swapped good traveling stories then we went and had a boogie... i got bored so i fannied about and found a HOTT 40 year old man ((Juice man) cant for the life of me remember his name he had an ex-wife though) He had lots of alcohol and a big tent so at 4 in the morning the pair of us went for a drunken stroll and ended up jumping over barbed wire fences to get to the beach. (we are totally fucked) so annyway the story goes i had sex on the beach at loch ness then went skini dipping then a POLICE BOAT comes along and im running naked away from the water (funny)anyhoo i got back to my tent at 6 in the morning.

Scared of

Sick people, and children you just dont know what they are thinking

Happiest when

with my flastmates in the park or just sitting in the flat having some good banter or with my sister on a wednesday night in cav have a really good boogie

Films

Help! (has to be my all time fav film!) Loving, Devil Wears Prada (TOATL CHICK FLICK ALERT) Bridget Jones, Four Weddings And A Funeral (i know that film inside out) "Please dont say its it B359......" "its the B-3-5-9" "FUCKIT" (car makes noise) "Fuck!" Jarhead (mmmmmm Gyllenhaal!!!) Happy Gilmore, Shawshank (just a legend film) Fight Club (mmmm Pitt) and of course Pretty Woman and then there is the TV programmes and here i just become the saddist person alive! I am in LOVE with One Tree Hill (its just so good and i sooo want CMM pants) Ally McBeal (i have never cried so much over a fecking programme why did they have to kill him so suddenly!) Skins (absolutly loving it) Best line " Hello Effy, I'm Jesus Christ!" Oh How i would have sex with his voice! Holyoaks (yeah i know) Queer As Folk! (Stuart Alan Jones, oh yeah baby)

Hometown

Edinburgh

Occupation

Receptionist

Relationship status

Down For Whatever

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