S-L-A-P!!! ur now my bitch. the islandoo pimp off has begun! pimp others b4 they pimp u! u can pimp any1 xcept ur pimp. ur mine so start pimpin BITCH!!!
Well, my left testicle swelled up to the size of a melon! No joke, I had to carry it to the toilet cos it was so heavy. If you have never had mumps, lads in particular, it feels like someone has taken a swing at your nads with a cricket bat. And the pain is like that constantly! But the worse thing was having to go to the hospital and having an old lady doctor fiddle down belong, 'assessing' the situation. Vile.
My tastes....
...are wide and varied. I love all kinds of food, drink, films and music, however, I have a paricular penchant for bad taste. But we're talking good bad taste (i.e the greatest hits of Belinda Carlisle) not bad bad taste (i.e Kenny G). A hero of mine is Stephanie Zinone, as in Michelle Pfeiffer in Grease 2, the very definition of cool.
My ambition is...
..to bust into a massive dance routine in a hugely public place and have everyone join in AND, I'm leading (like Michael in Thriller, etc.). It would an electro track with a filthy beat and plenty of sweat!
I once...
...wrote a story called 'The Mong' in year 3, which was all about a fluffy Mong that lived all by itself on a mountain. Bit offensive really. And, I once drew a picture of Willy Wonka in his chocolate factory in year 2 but just as I finished I threw up all over it. Boo hoo.
I was molested...
...inside a DINOSAUR costume, by a Welsh woman who wanted to sit on the dinosaur's tail! She lifted off the helmet, in front of the kids and snogged my face off. Plus, she had THE worst breath ever! Fact. She must love animals or something. Whatever rubs ya rhubarb I suppose.
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Hi there. Hows you? Your profile cracked me up, soz to hear about the mumps lol. Can't have been nice
By cherie about 1 year ago
11 posts
S-L-A-P!!! ur now my bitch. the islandoo pimp off has begun! pimp others b4 they pimp u! u can pimp any1 xcept ur pimp. ur mine so start pimpin BITCH!!!
By pinko about 1 year ago
3 posts
ha ha a charlie baji?!!!
By charliebaj about 1 year ago
10 posts
I have the Pump It Up workout video! i'm in love with the fella..he get's a little sweaty, but hey.
By helen_g about 1 year ago
Here is a tag from the tag fairy to make you smile and brighten up your day MMMWAHxx
By ShellsBells about 1 year ago
8 posts
hola!
By Heloha about 1 year ago
3 posts
woow, u like it?
By SPAG_BOL about 1 year ago
4 posts
omg wer u really molested wen u wer been dino the dinosour?! x
By chloelw about 1 year ago
3 posts
hahaha i'm loving ya ambitin can i join in o it xx
By ShefLaydee about 1 year ago
fanned up dude
By shane__t about 1 year ago
6 posts
i had wkd dreams! hows about urself? what u get upto today? x
By Queen_B about 1 year ago
hi. x
By mir about 1 year ago