About me

Looking at other peoples profiles, i find it interesting reading their about me sections. So i thought i'd add one. So where do i start, from good old Milk 'n' Beans and have the standard IT office job. Half Chinese and Half Irish so bred like a race horse, wisdom, an unusual understanding of numbers and an unquenchable thirst for alcohol. Travel round the uk going out, couldnt be arsed with uni so sent all my friends away to carefully selected points round the UK so i could live the lifestyle but without the debt and stink! so that'll do for now enjoy!

If i won the lottery what would i do

First of all call rehab... Caus come on, anyone in their right mind would party big style! Then i'd form a team of ex militants to hunt down people who send spam emails and start chain letters! They do my head in so much!

Favourite movie(s)

Anchorman, Dodgeball, Zoolander, Old School, Cool Runnings! Come on the movies where you can get some awesome quotes from! "i look good, i mean really good... HEY EVERYONE! COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK!!"

Favourite quotes:

"do not be afraid of greatness; Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them"...... "see what happens"......."I woke up in a japanese families wreck room and they would not stop screaming"......"What i do may not be reputable, but in this town, im the leper with the most fingers"....."Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up its bobsled time..... COOL RUNNINGS!"

What i want to be when i grow up

A Smurf who has been on shipwrecked!

What i would do to get on shipwrecked!

I would celetape pigeons to my eyelids!

Hometown

Milton Keynes

Occupation

Dull/part time stripper available for hen do's to barmitsfer

Relationship status

Single

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