WOO WOO WOO IM FANTASTIC BOOMBASTIC ESTATICALLY ASTOUNDING.
woooah im going to work in ibizaa
wooooahh back to the island...!!!
theres a party in my pants and ur all invited..x
I have a wide array of bikini's, im great at laying around in the sun, i love the sea, eating out of tins is my calling, i love sand even when you find it in places days later, i can swim like a dolphin when in the right mood i can make the same noises too.
Things that really get my goat.
obnoxious people, stubborn people, people who are so far up there own arse they can't see whats right in front of them, louis walsh, people who don't make an effort, the fact life isnt as simple as it once was, hard work, people who like a band then dislike them when they become famous, people who assume just because you shop in primark you are a pikey, mariah carey, the 'hot guy' syndrome i seem to come across on a weekly basis ... im sure there are many more but i dont want to bore haha. im not picky honest.
Naughtiest thing I've ever done
My life is full of naughty deeds all which deserve a mention. one that comes to mind is when dressed as a policewoman handcuffing a unsuspecting barman (well he was ogling it had to be done) to a bridge's railings and undressing him until he was butt naked whilst everyone in the bar laughed through the windows. o yeh and we filmed it and it is now circulating essex! it serves him right for making comments hehe. Working in Magaluf ... a pretty naughty summer. but im a good girl really!
Scared of
getting old. sitting on a bus surrounding by 60 somethings talking about the great deal they got at markses (marks and spencers to normal people) and there plans for the evening (tea and watching parky). Its not something i wish to look forward to. FINGERS CROSSED I FIND THE FOUNTAIN OF ETERNAL YOUTH.
Happiest when
im out with my close mates and dancing like i have no bones in my body!
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Hello! How are you doing? x
By Mophead_mike 5 days ago
4 posts
I live near chigwell but I know brentwood been to sams and sugar reef!! Yeh but its about jonb satisfaction so wat do u wanna do babe?! X
By Benjiben0fB_ about 1 month ago
4 posts
so babe do u have facebook xx
By reed about 1 month ago
4 posts
babe do u have face book xx
By reed about 1 month ago
4 posts
yer im good babe just working and that, ok i no it. im from camden. so what do u do for fun xx
By reed about 1 month ago
5 posts
just doin a bit of revsion for my exams this week. lol. its not goin well. what do you do???? x x x
By Mayneman about 1 month ago
5 posts
Je suis heureux de l'entendre. i think that means " i am glad to hear it" lol. how are you??? loving the pics by the way x x x x
By Mayneman about 1 month ago
4 posts
u all right babe how are u, were about in essex are u from xx
By reed about 1 month ago
5 posts
bonjour, how are you???x x x x
By Mayneman about 1 month ago
wow wow wee wow, x
By rogerroger 2 months ago
some people need to sort their lives out...
By Charleyxox 2 months ago
4 posts
you walk the walk but your mouth is to full of cock to gay up slag
By applehead 2 months ago