Why i'd be great living on a desert island!

I have a wide array of bikini's, im great at laying around in the sun, i love the sea, eating out of tins is my calling, i love sand even when you find it in places days later, i can swim like a dolphin when in the right mood i can make the same noises too.

Things that really get my goat.

obnoxious people, stubborn people, people who are so far up there own arse they can't see whats right in front of them, louis walsh, people who don't make an effort, the fact life isnt as simple as it once was, hard work, people who like a band then dislike them when they become famous, people who assume just because you shop in primark you are a pikey, mariah carey, the 'hot guy' syndrome i seem to come across on a weekly basis ... im sure there are many more but i dont want to bore haha. im not picky honest.

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

My life is full of naughty deeds all which deserve a mention. one that comes to mind is when dressed as a policewoman handcuffing a unsuspecting barman (well he was ogling it had to be done) to a bridge's railings and undressing him until he was butt naked whilst everyone in the bar laughed through the windows. o yeh and we filmed it and it is now circulating essex! it serves him right for making comments hehe. Working in Magaluf ... a pretty naughty summer. but im a good girl really!

Scared of

getting old. sitting on a bus surrounding by 60 somethings talking about the great deal they got at markses (marks and spencers to normal people) and there plans for the evening (tea and watching parky). Its not something i wish to look forward to. FINGERS CROSSED I FIND THE FOUNTAIN OF ETERNAL YOUTH.

Happiest when

im out with my close mates and dancing like i have no bones in my body!

Favourite music, movie, magazine

Hometown

Good Old Essex

Occupation

Was PR in Magaluf all summer and now who knows!

Relationship status

taken...

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