A bit bout me x

I live in a sleepy town where everyone is inter-related and then there is me...i dont fit in at all. Im a misfit:( I have 1 friend who will only speak to me if we are in disguise hence the fact we dress up in silly costumes and frequent the local dives they call bars here. I only have odd shoes now cos our nite club has sticky carpets and i always lose 1 of them. I can be seen hopping home most fri and sat nites, fri i use my left leg and sat my right. i have calf muscles like the local rugby team (all of them put together) Ok seriously now..im 5`7" and a bit, everyone likes the bit!!! I laff all day usually at myself, i have a weak bladder altho was told to do pelvic floor exercises (they have not helped...i think my pelvic floor needs re-carpeting) but mum says lino is more hygenic. Cant beat a good shag pile tho. swiftly moving on i have dodgy hips contagious laugh do u wanna get infected? http://www.myspace.com/choc_button

Favourite music

ANYTHING..... lovin snow patrol at the minute chasing cars!! wicked tune! oh my god i sound like such a mong... i love funky house n anythin fast to listen to but if i'm dancin it has to be a bit of RnB. LOVIN Feddel G put ur hands up for DETRIOT.... i luv tha city... diddle diddle diddle diddle da, da da da da da.

Favourite movie(s)

Anythin wit Colin "Fcuk Me" Farrell in it... can i say tha?? oops! other than tha... Demolition Man, The Green Mile, Good Fellas, Behind Enemy Lines, Enemy at the Gate blar blar blar i'll watch anythin really but a little secret.... if i go the pictures to watch a film i ALWAYS fall asleep so i always wait for films on DVD. Most watched tv prog is Numberjacks ( i have learnt the square root of 9)

funniest moments

Losing my virginty. lol. Pole dancing in local pub to a crowd of very drunk old men wiv bald heads and their wives teeth in!!! Have u got the same mental pic as me?? Proudest moment...not wetting my pants watching Wizz_way Pole dance!!! Getting dressed up wiv me m8s in various silly outfits to shock the locals

Happiest when

I'm dancing on a beach to Jack Jonson with a load of mates jus messing about and havin a laugh. Failin bein able to be on holiday and have fun i'm happiest when out wit friends, drinkin, dancing and havin a laugh. ALSO HAPPIEST WHEN .............on DICKS n TITS...........yay xxxxxxx Sweeneyville RIP lol x

My Favourite Person

The most special person in my life is my little sister Stevie... she's beautiful and completely lovely in every way.. she got a poorly little heart which jus makes her all the more precious for bein here.. love ya Deebs x x x

Hometown

Liverpool

Occupation

Founder of the chicken dance includin peckin of the head n scratchin of the claws x

Relationship status

Still waitin for Colin Fook me Farrell **Lea sighs**

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