Hi!!!! My Name Is Chris....

Heres a few things you should no about me: ********************************************************************** 1) I get along with everyone, and am the friendliest person you will ever meet! Unless youve said something or done something to me or anyone of my friends to offend us, then you may aswell go jump off a bridge or watever, im not to bothered as long as i dont see you again. ********************************************************************** 2) I Party Hard!! And when i say Hard, i mean it.. my weekends are rarely - PAUSE, what do i mean rarely, i mean never, seen sober. I drink till 8 in the morning and sleep till me and my friends are ready to hit the pub again, usually about 5pm. Me and my group of friends are unified.. ie, if you see one us out, were all out! If you come out with us, it will be a night to remember, I promise, promise (yes I realise I said that twice, that’s how serious I am) you that! Things you can expect to be done on an average night: a ltr of vodka to yourself, no prob, blowing easily £100 in the bars, dancing on tables, pile ups in the middle of the street, lauging at yourself and thinking, “why am I out with these guys, they mental bordering on insane, although… I like it!!” returning back to my flat to drink even more booze, shit mixes, passing out, sometimes infront of the toilet, other times on the seti, but beware, ALWAYS take your shoes off, as its like the unwritten law of “Bar 10”.. if you pass out with your shoes on, ya guna get dun over… cutting hair, human buckaroo, being wrapped to the seti with clingfilm. Girls however, youll be ok, your under my personal protection! ********************************************************************** 3) I live by myself which is awsome!! So awsome infact that i built a bar! The idea came to me while i was cleaning under my bed.. i no, very random! BUT it is still standing!! And for the top of the bar, theres like 300 pics of me and my friends out n about on it, doing our drunken thing. Its cool as fuck. ********************************************************************** 4) I hate scum. Nough Said. ********************************************************************** 5) I work hard for a living, as a shop manager, i no, not alot of prospects but its only till i go travelling, and ive done the whole office thing for 3 years and i tell you it sucks! Anyway, I feel ive said enough to get your titties tingling, so read on for more random details...

MY ambitions

Well first is to save enough cash to get me outa this shit hole for good! After ive been travelling, hopefully do sum property developing and make myself millions!

Why My Pics are so bad!

Well i DONT take pics of myself, u wont c one where ive held the camera above my head and looked up, just not into doing it, feels to weird, so i let other people do it for me, thats where the problem comes in because im not often aware of a pic being taken of me, hence u a) get me face down in the bog b) pulling a stupid face c) seeing me in profile. When i am aware, im normally to off my face to strike that killa pose lol, and its prob a pic of me shouting "YOU CUNT" at the camera!

So How Much Do I Really Drink

Urm, well i can go through a bottle of absinthe by myself, but i warnign, its not pritty! last time i ended up spening 3 hrs outside the bathroom door, trying to get in cuz my mates mum was in there, shes a MILF! But on an average weekend... urm i tend to drink alot of vodka, beers and wine... its a great mix and dont let n e one tell you other wise!!

Worst/Strangest Drink

Worst drink has got to be vodka milk and redbull, its just not good guys!! Strangest Drink that Acutally tastes amazin, ok guys follow this reciepe exact... you need a 20 ltr bin (new or old, im not fussy lol - thats a joke!), and then you gota put the following contents in the bin :- 3 Ltr Red Wine (any will do) 1.5 Ltr Vodka 1Ltr Peach Snapps 1 Ltr Lemon Snapps 8 Lts of fruit juice, the stonger tasting juices the better, i went for 2Ltr of Orange Fruit Burst, 2Ltr Cranberry, 2Ltr of Tropical Juice, 2Ltr Apple. 1 Full bag of Ice

Tunage ...

If im drinking its gota be summin with an amazin beat, break beat, funky house, dirty house, electo house, trance its all well good. If im smoking its hip hop! Hip Hops in my heart, its what ive listend to most! Not any of that american shit either, british all the way!! ************************************************************* MySpace Address http://www.myspace.com/chris_guernsey ********************************************************************** Im not a cunt for havin it private, its just there are sum ppl i dont want to see my profile, so send me a friend things and ill accpet ya!

Hometown

Guernsey, Channel Islands

Occupation

Shop Manager

Relationship status

Single - Fookin Rite MATE!!

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