What I am brilliant at

I am brilliant at all the most important things in life, such as hauding food, getting ridiculously drunk then claiming insanity the next morning, talking even if no one is listening, remembering the smallest of details about the most insignificant things, but most of all i am brilliant at my anger management classes nowadays, i seem to have things under control now!

What I'd like to change about myself

I wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller, i wish i had a girl who looked good, i would call her, i wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 64' Impala. I wish i was like six foot nine!

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

After many attempts by my mum telling me not to touch the nail polish remover at the age of seven i felt i knew best, downed it then proceeded to have my stomach pumped, oops, don't you just hate it when they know best!!!

Scared of

Untidy enviroments, my portable hoover running out of batteries, and intelligent women.

Happiest when

When everything is clean, my eye brows are perfectly plucked, and someone of the opposite sex talks to me for longer than two minutes, (arguments included)

Favourite music, movie, magazine

Like loads of different films, have more DVD's than blockbuster, and they are more formally organised than the dewey decimal system. Am quite fond of the mens mags such as zoo and nuts, have found my IQ has hugely increased from the facts in the back that you can use in everyday life such as how big the average whale penis is! Music ranges from old skool garage all the lyrical stuff, hip hop and if i am honest am quite excited about the spice girls getting back together.

Hometown

Reading

Occupation

Professional Tom Tom Sat Nav

Relationship status

tied up/down

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