Favourite book(s)

The story me and my mate Kate wrote- tell ya the story we were bored at work so i e-mailed her and she sent a horrible message back anyway read it yourselves its so funny! Not for the faint hearted.. lol SCOTT Hi *scott waves at kate* KATE get lost *kate sticks her fingers up at scott* SCOTT What?!!! *Scott grabs Kate by the hair and knees her in the face* KATE oh no you dont *kate gets scott by the nutts twists them, he screams and she throws him to the floor* SCOTT haha got u now *Scott kicks Kate to the floor crawls to to her and grabs her by the throat, giving her a few slaps in the process* KATE hiiiiyaaa * kate kirate kicks scott in the face, he squeels like a pig,she gives him the death kiss* SCOTT ha ha * Clever Scott has rubber lips on and is immune to Kate's nasty Death kiss Scott head buts Kate in the face and puts her in the Evil Hells Headlock* KATE yelp *scott screams as he realise that its not kate's head its his arse, and stops squeezing this bides kate some time whilst she ties him down to the train track in gotham railway* SCOTT Fantastic * Scott is stuck and a traind is coming what ever can he do????? Ha ha super scott remembers his ultra strong fart is bruing and can melt the ties, but wait the train is comming fast, Brrr he lets one rip SNAP! POW! the ties have been melted, Scott's super speed allows him to escape just in time, he quickly hides behind Kate who is lauphing Devilishly, he quickly swoops and kicks Kate straight towards the passing train!* KATE ah ha *kate picks up the train and throws it towards scott he cries for his mammy, but she is no where to be seen, the forces are on kates side she strucks scott with lightening and he falls helishly to the ground landing a dint on the floor, his bum cushoins his fall but kate throws another blow and flashes at him, could this be the end........??* SCOTT *No Scott might be a super strong puff but he still likes tits! Scott grabs Kates breast and tightlty squesses them Bad boys, Kate yelps as Scott is squessing that hard they're about to burst kate is screaming louder and louder kates swollen nipples stinging with pain, then while Kate is vulnrable Scott kicks her in the Minge sending her thousands of feet into the air!* KATE stop right there * kate breast fill up with milk and drown scott until he falls unconsious, she stamps on his face and corrects his nose, she then moons him and lets one rip, he beg for mercy but she doesnt stop until she give him the kowabunga crunch and bites of one of his testicles* SCOTT hehe * Scotts a puff and doesn't need those damb testicles, He wips out his Bad boy and quickly swings it towards her slaming it across her face, suddenly her teth cumble with the force, Kate falls to the floor sobbing why holding the remains of her yellow teeth! Scott flies in to the air spinning towards Kate to give her the Ultamate Backhander Bitch slap.* KATE oh no you don't *kate throws her broken teeth in scotts face cutting it up (he looks better) she then sticks her molar into his hand and delays the back hander, kate whips out her belly and goes to suffocate scott, he is struggling but she is getting closer and closer!!! * SCOTT *Scott immediately puts his head down piercing Kate's belly with his super hard Hair, Kte flies back her Belly pulsating blood as though she'd been shot with 1000 bullets, Scott lauphes hurendously "hehehehehe" like Scooby Doo, Kate falls head first into themuddy ground. Scott Slowly walk's over placing his size 11 shoe on her head pressing her face into the sticky goo!* KATE its over now puff *kate get up with a hole in her stomach, struggling to walk and turns her special weapon force to ultimate, she transforms into a ball of fire and kamakazi's scott in the back, he trys to escape but falls into a whirpool created by the evil doctor goozarland, they both get sucked into this diastrous hole....no where to be seen FOR NOW!!!* THE END FOR NOW

Favourite music

Anything i can dance to. this includes POP, R&B Definately NOT rock and Rave, dont likey!

Favourite movie(s)

Tomb Raider 1/2, Love is all there is, Alexander,Life or something like it, Bone Collector, erm...Girl Interupted, Gia,Hells Kitchen, Beyond Borders,Mr & Mrs Smith, The list is Endless The point of the Matter is i just Love Angelina Jolie!

Scared of

I dont know, Growing old, Parents Passing Away SPIDERS!!

Happiest when

I'm with pals and Dancing, When i'm with my pals just feel like there is no worries or problems in the world just have a laugh and enjoy the time i have with my mates. Ya never know whats round the corner.

My Hero(s)

Angelina Jolie- Love her so much!Yeah people think she is a home wrecker and usually i would agree but i think she does so much for the world, Adopting Orphans, helping Refugees and starving children in Africa- Do u know she gives 10% of her earnings to Refugees and Starving people in third world Countries? lol, just a little bit of useless information for u lol

Hometown

Newcastle

Occupation

Dancer/ Customer sercvice advisor- also trained as a dance teacher loves it hehe

Relationship status

In Relationship

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