Some of these you've probably seen but still if your memory is like mine............. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I d...
Some of these you've probably seen but still if your memory is like mine............. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. Why do men die before their wives? Cause they want to. What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks. A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower." Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
yea thats kool i only goin inside atm cos i aint got a climbin partner lol but its all good. im off to everst base camp next year for a month should be mazing cant wait lol
Hi, im daz lead singer in a band called Order 66, www.myspace.com/ordersixtysixrock, im a little bit mental, enjoy having a laugh with my mates, going out, having fun, if you like what you see leave a comment :D
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thank you. x
By kayleighleanne 11 months ago
hey i have a competition with my m8 to see who can get tagged the most please tag me. all my love and luck xxxxxxx
By zsophiez 11 months ago
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cheers dude x
By Aimee88 11 months ago
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Some of these you've probably seen but still if your memory is like mine............. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I d...
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By SEMAG 11 months ago
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im great mate just found out i got an audition cant wait lol
By SEMAG 11 months ago
3 posts
was at a 40th party on sat nite and working sunday.
By smthee42 11 months ago
6 posts
yea should be mazin iv always wanted to do it so just thought sod it lol
By milliemoomoo 11 months ago
6 posts
yea thats kool i only goin inside atm cos i aint got a climbin partner lol but its all good. im off to everst base camp next year for a month should be mazing cant wait lol
By milliemoomoo 11 months ago
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not really off to an engagement party fri night thats bout it p.s im sure ull do great x
By xflutterbyx 11 months ago
5 posts
no worries
By xflutterbyx 11 months ago
7 posts
kool how u doing mate?
By SEMAG 11 months ago
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hey good luck with trying to get onto shipwrecked what did u get upto the weekend.
By smthee42 11 months ago