a long one :) Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend....

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a long one :) Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!" hehe! im good.. bit tired but surviving! up to much weekend? x

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: ...

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?" ba-boom-boom-chhhhh :P hows it going!?

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hey huni, thanx for the penny!!!!!! im good ta, how bout u?!?!? just got back off me hols this mornin, it was the best ever!!! i got an audition just before i went away, but not got through!:-( never...

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hey huni, thanx for the penny!!!!!! im good ta, how bout u?!?!? just got back off me hols this mornin, it was the best ever!!! i got an audition just before i went away, but not got through!:-( never mind,u got seen in pairs by a producer and had 30 seconds to say why u shud be on it!! x x x

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ahahah yeah i remember now! i was good on that guitar!! yeah was goin out with hayley's sister a while back, seeing someone else now, wishing Sarah all the best though! u ok? Applied for this thing w...

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ahahah yeah i remember now! i was good on that guitar!! yeah was goin out with hayley's sister a while back, seeing someone else now, wishing Sarah all the best though! u ok? Applied for this thing while i was pissed at sum stupid hour of the morning! it's so funny seeing everyone messaging generic "good luck" texts to everyone tryin to be more popular! good luck though! haha. and i see ur with the blonde hottie in one of ur pics...im in love with her! hah x

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