Hey fellow members of the bagend tribe! Hope your all having fun! I'm on a cheeky mission asking for people's pennies! I will understand if you don't want to donate one to me, or don't have one to don...

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Hey fellow members of the bagend tribe! Hope your all having fun! I'm on a cheeky mission asking for people's pennies! I will understand if you don't want to donate one to me, or don't have one to donate though! Just thought I would be cheeky and ask and try my hardest to get an audition this week! Hope this doesn't offend anyone! Good Luck with the show :) x

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dunno if it was kendal, same county though!!! Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terri...

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dunno if it was kendal, same county though!!! Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis in the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis in the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh... she got fired too."

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nah its not really much of a seaside. I mean Morecambe bay where those cockle pickers died is here!! A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since th...

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nah its not really much of a seaside. I mean Morecambe bay where those cockle pickers died is here!! A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. So they did. They drove it home and parked it in the street between their establishments. A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest sprinkling water on their new car. It didn't need a wash, so he ran out and asked the priest what he was doing. "I'm blessing it," the priest replied. The rabbi replied "Oh," then he ran back into the synagogue. He reappeared a few minutes later with a hack saw, ran to the car and cut off the last 2 inches of the tailpipe.

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aaaaaaaaahaha id marry for money.....hmm now you work out of thats a joke or not! Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Ear...

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aaaaaaaaahaha id marry for money.....hmm now you work out of thats a joke or not! Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond. "Bob, Is that you?" Earl asked. "Of course it me," Bob replied. "This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?" "Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?" "Tell me the good news first." "Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven, Earl." "Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?" "You're pitching tomorrow night."

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yeah i think so. might even be more than that. i think im supposed to work between 40 and 50 hours :O x A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the mon...

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yeah i think so. might even be more than that. i think im supposed to work between 40 and 50 hours :O x A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

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