ISLANDOO BEACH PARTY - 17th NOV Funky music, Shipwrecked cast spotters, palm trees, sun loungers, tropical cocktails, nearly naked girls, nearly naked men, stilettos, glitter, bikinis, sunglasses, chi...

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ISLANDOO BEACH PARTY - 17th NOV Funky music, Shipwrecked cast spotters, palm trees, sun loungers, tropical cocktails, nearly naked girls, nearly naked men, stilettos, glitter, bikinis, sunglasses, chilled-out venue, your fans, you... 400 tickets on sale now! http://www.islandoo.com/about/party

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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15...

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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?" "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. "We just love the chocolate around them."

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Is that a nervice thumbs up??? i'll give you some confidence lessons. lesson 1: wear girls underwear on the postmans run 2) say 'spank my ass' at least one a week to a little old lady. 3) have sex wit...

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Is that a nervice thumbs up??? i'll give you some confidence lessons. lesson 1: wear girls underwear on the postmans run 2) say 'spank my ass' at least one a week to a little old lady. 3) have sex with a beautiful women...or at least pretend shes beautiful. heh heh heh.x

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