What too do if you gain bad skin!

Well, personally I have never been punished by lucifer in such away like this but I think you shud wash your skin in hydrochloric acid, scrap off the remaing skin, place a bag over your head preferable paper with holes cut out) and never leave your coal bunker until aliens have landed!!

Damn im addictive...

I work part time in the most "trendy" bar of saltcoats, sullivans! Were I serve body odoured ,no-life alcoholics there cheap frills of pleasure! Live in Saltcoats, a place where people used too stand by the sea and collect salt in pots, whats not too love bout a salt-pot collecting culture! I have a face for radio, a body too only be flaunted in the dark and a personallity as lively as a tree trunk! I like too prepare people for the worst because then something average seems phenomanal! I am rather random ,and hate being lonely but love being alone! I dont give a thomascook boeing 707 what people percieve me as and at this stage in my profile i would say "fuck the world" But too be honest not everybody in this world deserves to be fucked!

Things that come too life inside a box!

Not really a film person, although love the cinema , but instead am gonna fry out some of ma greastest tv shows! Love F.R.I.E.N.D.S like a fat kid love cake. Also cant get enough of all the farcical soaps, "Its Dawn Swans baby, May! Not yours!! Also love X factor - "bring kate back" , American Idol - "Paula abdul most be oven baked at 240*", Hate The Hills but watched one episode then it lead too 2 then 3 then 4 then 5 then 6 then 7 then 8 then 9 then 10 then 11 then 12 - it was The Hills marathen day on mtv lol. South park is Hilarious!!

Popping and droopy times

love being on bebo, drinking pepsi max, being with the Nag crew, watching friends, listening to my ipod, having a wee chat and lunch with jude, eating pizza hut - meal deal for one, being at the cinema, dancing like a robot from 1964, drinking pitchers, going on little adventures with Nag crew, Singing in my car, pay-day, Sunday nights out, going too clubs, sandwiches, drinking with a straw, apple pie with cold custard, the morning after the nights before chinesse, Depp fried Won-Tun, Seeeing my family happy, Making Sienna laugh, and being made too laugh. I hate non diet juice, not drinking juice from a straw, working, being lonely, round-a-bouts, people cancellinmg plans at last minute, Knocking down animals as it damages my car, Not being hardcore yet, being the lst too no things, not knowing thngs at all, being too early, brown sauce, fish, drinking beer and then impersinating people, breaking rule one and staple wigs!

Comments..

If youv been too rehab, shaved off your hair, been too jail then facked illness then sentenced back too jail, dropped your baby, mimed live in front of audience, attended AA, drink like a fish, have your own adult film, dont pay bills at Mr Chow's, Eat at The Ivy, turn up late too work , lose your bag in airports, try too be LA by dying your hair blonde or just cool then leave me a comment!

FACT! & Questions

Two's a couple, Three's a crowd, and five is just the usual Friday night for Jodie Marsh!....I get pissed off when people are really vulger about there sex life ect. ryt we alll do it you dont need tooo broadcast it like jennifer lopez on crack.......is kate moss fat or is it just because there is loads of flashing pulbs, im confussed? Has any one scottish been on this show? Not that I am egar too represent a nataion I am just wondering?

Hometown

Saltcoats

Occupation

What ever you want me too be

Relationship status

single

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