Name some of the stupidist things you have done.

I am sooo stupid I gave a guy a cork once when I was serving behind the bar at my Grandads Hotel. I checked that that was what he wanted, I said "you want a cork?" He said "yes a Cork!" So I gave him a cork and he actually wanted a coke! I read his accent wrong! I also made my Boss two coffees once instead of two copies he was not impressed!

Tell me all about you and what you are like

I am un-intentionally funny, gullible, small, fiery, enthusiastic, lively, fashion mad, vein (is that how you spell it?) jewellery fanatic, and wish I could have partied in the early 90's as this is my favourite era. I am very lively and impatient. I get really excited really easily and tend to rush things. I am very full on and passionate with my interests. I would say that I am a very honest person. I have a very large circle of friends which I love and see on a daily basis! I love to dance and shamefully say get a Kebab at the end of the night! I will lose absolutely anything that you give to me. I dont like many foods but am always hungry, I hate any kind of sauce e.g mayo, ketchup etc and everyone has to wait in the grill bay with me at Macdonalds cuz I order my burger plain! I love meeting new people and I love my friends to pieces - I am really close to each and every one of them - they keep me grounded. I recently lifted up my dress and pulled my pants down in the middle of a busy club because my friend had just split with her boyfriend and hadn’t cracked a smile all night. I told her I wasn’t going to pull them up until she smiled! I am very stubborn and once fell out with my best friends Remi and Louise over…. Actually you know what I can’t even remember what it was over! But I fell out with them for over a year! I HATE apologising! Just cant stand it, to be honest most of the time I don’t have to as my friends are pretty used to me and cant be arsed with the hassle of falling out over something trivial. I think I am very strong when it comes to men and wont take any shit of them, one tiny error and their out the door. Cant be doing with them thinking they can treat girls like something they have scraped off their shoe! I once went out with a lad who thought he was Gods Gift! He was loaded! But he slept with someone behind my back…..so I pretended I didn’t know and invited him to my 18th Birthday party and all his “Cool” mates. I got on the microphone that night and said thanks to everyone and then I said a special thanks to Mr X. He looked at me in surprise as we had only been seeing each other a couple of weeks. And I said “Yes a special thanks to Mr X for having the cheek to turn up to my 18th Birthday party after sleeping with someone behind my back! NOW GET OUT!. Oh and everyone if you don’t know who he is.. He is sat over there in the blue hat and the green Jacket!” Needless to say my Nana and Grandad weren’t very impressed as they prob thought their innocent granddaughter hadn’t even had a boyfriend yet! I am a very organised person and my friends joke that I will laminate the map if we go camping! I write most things in bullet points and email all my friends the schedule of my weekend in the week! I organise all my friends’ birthdays, parties, holidays etc and I love it! I just know that if I do it, it will be much better than if someone else does it! It will be the the Boll***s. I am very open everybody knows everything about me as I tell everyone absolutely everything; I just feel that if something happens I just need to tell the world even trivial things. I let all my thoughts, feelings and opinions known and sometimes this gets me into trouble. I once wrote a 3 page email telling my friend all the things that I don’t like and wind me up about her – she was not impressed! But I was angry and had to let it all out! We are speaking now thank god! I am brutally honest, if my friend is crying over a lad I will say look he doesn’t love you so stop chasing him and get over it.

Tell me about your family

Now this is a story and a half! Right mum has never been married so she fell in love with my Dad – a chronic alcoholic; drug addict and player at 17 fell pregnant and had me. He was seeing lots of different women so eventually drifted off into the distance and my Mum has never told me anything about him or shown me any pictures. She has never been married either! So through the years I’ve found out bits and pieces as he was well known around Blackpool. Then I am 22 years old looking in the local paper at my Grandads house at the memorable section where people die. (Can I just say I never even read the paper let alone read this section in the back!) Then I see “Billy Bentham 47 years old, We miss you more and more each day until we meet again my Son love Mum and Family” I took a double take and asked my nan if she knew how old my Dad would be now, she said “ooooooh I don’t know 46, 47 something like that!” I called the gazette and asked them to forward my address and details to whoever wrote it. They did and I received a letter that week from my Grandma who I had never met! She didn’t know who I was as my Dad hadn’t even told her I existed! Then I get an email from my cousin saying “Hey I think I’m your cousin”. Then wait for it/….. I get a letter saying Hello, I’m your sister Chelsey! WHOOOOOOOOOOO I’ve got a sister! (I’m an only child, a little spoilt). My middle name is Chelsea and my Dad picked them both! Brill. So I met them all and they are lovely. I go to dinner with them once a month! Oh and get this, my sister only lives on the next street to my Boyfriend of 5 years Mike! And we share a couple of friends and no-one clicked we were sisters! The friends we share can’t believe it! She is beautiful. Oh I forgot to tell you my Dad committed suicide when he was 33 years old – when I was 6 so I never met him. (well he took me out sometimes up until I was 3 but I don’t remember him). My sister has got lots of pictures which I have photocopied, so I have a new Nan, new sister, new uncle and new cousins. Oh and my Auntie Denese only works with my Dads Brother! So I told her and she met up with him for lunch! Also my new Grandad died of cancer so I never got to meet him and vice versa but I am told he was an amazing gentleman. Also my Nan’s daughter was run over by a milk float when she was 4 years old and died. So my new Nan has had a painful life with her husband dying of cancer, her daughter dying at 4 and her son committing suicide at 33. She is glad she has met me. My sister’s grandma also committed suicide with depression. All this tragedy and I am spot on mentally, It wasn’t going on around me I have just learnt about it now so to me its not that bad, it hasn’t affected me at all. My other side, my Mums Mum and Dad are amazing people! Absolutely indescribable! They are hilarious, eccentric and speak with a brummy accent. My nana and grandad are the closest people in my life. They brought me up from 0 – 15 and I lived a brilliant life in the hotel they owned. But they are strict so when I hit teenage hood I lived back with my mum who is party animal and let me do what I wanted! My Nana and Granddads hotel was only 20 seconds away from my Mums so I flitted from one to the other depending on what I wanted! I have lived the best of worlds, security, wealthiness and love from my Nana and Grandad and parties, freedom and friendship from my Mum! Top Stuff. Schooling My Nana and Grandad paid for me to go to a private girls schools from the age of 4 – 16. I am not a clever person really but I revise hard. I would have gone to college there but it was knocked down after we did our GCSE’s. There was only 14 people in my YEAR! 8 people in a class and only 2 classes! Crazy but at the time I thought it was the norm! Never even spoke to a lad until I was 16! More than caught up with that now though! I got 10 GCSE’s B’s and C’s and 1 D in History. Went to collage and got 5 A Levels: AS level Art and Design, A levels in: Criminal Law, General Studies, Business Technology and English Language. All B’s and C’s up to AS level then it went down hill as I split with my ex boyfriend and went off the rails. This resulted in partying till the wee hours every day of the week and I ended up with C’s and D’s! Ah well I had a good laugh in them years!

Give some examples of how you are Lucky and Unlucky

• Lucky: I passed my driving test and this guy who I had never spoken to gave me a car when I came to work to tell everyone! Needless to say it was an Austin Metro with a choke (The metro before the Rover Metro) but still who gets GIVEN a car? • So Unlucky: First day of my new job with a Boss that could kill you with his stare alone and I walk out my door and my new car has been stolen, it isn’t there! I am racking my brains thinking did I park it somewhere else? So I finally realise it has been stolen and get a taxi to work before I get sacked on the first day! I go home that night and set my clock so it is fast so I get up earlier and am early for work. Well I set it in the wrong 24 hour clock and I wake up at 10.00AM! So next day I am 4 hours late! A couple of days pass and I upgrade to a new car a Rover Metro. Whooo I’m going up in the world! Anyway I buy a steering wheel lock and low and behold I go to get in my car in the morning and it is stuck. I only have to call the bloody AA out to get the bloody thing off. My work colleagues and boss at this point think I am a natural born liar and aren’t believing by true excuses! • Lucky: I lose my purse in town and call the police station and some kind soul has handed it in with all my credit cards and vouchers in! • Lucky: I lose my driving license in town and the girl comes and knocks on my house door on the Sunday and gives it me back! • Unlucky: My whole family plan a last holiday together to Lapland as some are getting a bit old to fly. I cant find my passport. So they all swan off at Christmas and I am left home alone. I come home from work and I have left my key in the house and none of my family are here to bail me out! So no family and no home! • Unlucky I have a flat tyre at work at 4.50 on a Friday no – one wants to change it for me as they all want to go home. The financial director gives me the keys to the Brand spanking new Polo only done 25 miles! Whoooo he says DON’T CRASH! I say okay you do know it is my birthday and I am going to Leeds? He says no and you never told me that so just go and don’t tell the big boss I have given you these keys. Whooooooooo off to Leeds brill. I park up and lock the keys in the boot! It’s a new car no spare keys have been cut yet and I am hundreds of miles away from home! • Luckliy: I call the AA who I didn’t know I was part off (which I am through my bank) And they get them for me as it didn’t have electric windows in the back! Whooooooooo hurray for non electric windows. My Boss / work do not know this happened SHUUUUUUUSH!

Tell me about your job

Job: I then went to the jobcentre to get a job and they recruited me for themselves. So I started the next day working at the job centre until my temporary contract ran out. I then worked at the MOD (Ministry of Defence) sorting out claim forms from the Prisoners of War etc. I wasn’t using my brain enough and everybody moved up a grade at the same time when I was working harder and faster than everyone else! It annoyed me so I got a job at Tangerine Holdings which I love. I am very driven and career motivated and am working my butt off to be rich and successful. I am doing pretty well at the moment at my job as I run the marketing department for 5 companies. I organise the shows we exhibit at, negotiate all the advertising costs and produce the schedules for the year. I am also the buyer and I am a good haggler on price! I get my boss the lowest and best quality items for peanuts! I get on well with my Boss who is very harsh to other people; he just doesn’t seem to shout at me, even when I make bit mistakes! I won “Newcomer of the Year” in my first year. I have won the “Champagne Moments” for saving my boss £10,000 in on month. I won an award for “Enterprise” this year for doing over and above my job! So I am doing well and my grandparents are very proud of me.

What are you long term prospects?

Long Term Prospects Well this is another story! I want to travel the world so me and my fella decided we would go to Canada and go snowboarding for 6 months and then travel round the rest of Canada for 6 months. Sooooo excited! I ordered our working holiday visas, saved up lots of money each, paid a deposit on a gorgeous condo over there in Banff/Canada with a pool which we were going to rent! Got an interview lined up on Banff Avenue for Starbucks!!!!! Planned and pin pointed our route on the map and circled all the things we were going to do, (See the northern lights, cruise round Alaska, polar bear and whale watching etc) I plucked up the courage to tell my Boss I was leaving! I asked if he would give me my job back after a year. (He never said yes to me but he slipped up to a colleague saying..”when Hayley’s back”! All set to go ………… Then I discover that my boyfriend Mike has a drink driving conviction and he is not allowed in the country even on holiday! Gutted……………. I cried for day, but then was surprisingly okay after the day I thought I was going to be upset for months! Still gutted though. Had to re-tract my resignation from work and my Boss give me a big hug and said “There loss is my gain” And got back to work! I never want children but if I do (which I wont) I will have them when I am 31. I want to be a successful business woman with a big house, garden and a dog. I might adopt? Not sure. Oooooooh I want to get married! I love the security of it! + the big party and gorgeous dress!

Hometown

Blackpool

Occupation

Marketing Co-ordinator

Relationship status

Soul mate already bagged!

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