Quotes

'I may be a psychopath, but at least I'm an honest psychopath...' Mark Bradon 'chopper' Read

Special skills.....

I can count to 10.

Things I want to be able to do by the time im 24yrs old

1.windy walks along the beech. 2.flying.. (like superman) 3.being able whisel. 4.bake a cake. 5.sing a song (without glass smashing) 6.teach a 300ilb bear how to dance. 7.Be a actor. 8.Have a load of money so that I can swim in it like in ducktales. 9. watch the lord of the rings all in one go! 10. travel through time 11. stop time. 12.be invisable 13. ben and jerry's the rest of my life without getting fat!!! 14...(working progress)

Scared of many things but most of all...

dumb people. oh and ghosts, their out there honest I've seen them, used to hang out at an old hanging post late at nite, saw crazy thing running around in the pitch black!! nothing was there earlier in the evening!!! and no farmer would venture out there without a torch!! its the truth.. cold sweats.Oh and the story was about a ghost experiance, not a dumb person experiance.. you'll have to tune in for that one next week

I get excited when i'm....

kissing, touchin, playin, rolling around in the sand, eating food, drinkin booze, havin toothpaste fights, shavin foam fights, drinking games, chasing women..... urmmmmmm :p

me...

I'm so excited.. i don't even have to touch myself!

Hometown

Newbury... home to dumb people and ghosts. BOO

Occupation

Graphic Designer / illustrator / storyboard artist... Shack builder, fisherman, part-time bum

Relationship status

holding out for a babe.

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