haha yeah blatantly! though i dont reallly tan. go bright red first. once my shoulders fell off. i mean the skin. but seriously i had to pout weird bandages on them! that taught me haha x
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon. "Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip the wife's knickers off!" "What's the rush?" his mate asked. "The bloo...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon. "Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip the wife's knickers off!" "What's the rush?" his mate asked. "The bloody elastic in the legs is killing me," the bloke replied.
haha no not at all! just most blokes prefer older women dont they? ill argue the stunning thing coz i blatently am not, but our chats do rock something rocking x
Why I'd be great on Shipwrecked: I think this would be a fantastic opportunity for me to find myself, i have become very spiritual recently. Also i believe that i would be able to find love. plus i look great on the loo!!!
I really dont have time to read books, i think the Haynes car manual is my most recent, haha
My life so far
Well where do i start, been working as a sales manager for lots of different health clubs all over the country, at 18 had a major car accident where i broke my back, shattered my wrist, got burnt on my back, and had internal organ damage, and you know the one thing that pissed me off, the fact that my then girlfriend buggers off as she said she couldnt cope, SHE COULDNT COPE!!!, so i had to deal with it alone, then met my now ex again (haha) turns out she was a money grabbing slag bag and she has left me to, So i want to be on the island to bang my head against the trees and make a memorial to Steve Irwin, he was awesome!!!!!
Favourite movie(s)
My favourite movie hmmmmm, mainstream movie or blue movie, haha, I think 5th element
What kind of hobbies?
I enjoy downhill mountain biking, car racing, motor sports, and Fishing sounds boring but its really relaxing!
Happiest when
Im with a group of friends and we are all getting along, chatting about the things we have done in the past, and all so meeting new people. When i can spend time with a beautiful lady, come to think of it doesnt even have to be beautiful just someone that likes me for me,
My Hero(s)
My dad, even though you listen to his silly jokes and the madness of his wisdom, you know he's right. GIT
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alrite. Hows it goin?
By Nomad 11 months ago
nice advert pic, lol gud luk x
By Rugbylad20 11 months ago
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thanks moite! x
By Nikkipoochie about 1 year ago
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im just logging in. msn is fucked so im stuck with web messenger. argh x
By abby1234519 about 1 year ago
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HAHA YES I POUT BANDAGES! shuttup you knew what i meant. typical guy eh? taking the piss haha yeah its my username followed by @hotmail.com!
By abby1234519 about 1 year ago
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haha yeah blatantly! though i dont reallly tan. go bright red first. once my shoulders fell off. i mean the skin. but seriously i had to pout weird bandages on them! that taught me haha x
By abby1234519 about 1 year ago
12 posts
well at the moment its burning hot. but 2 hours ago, it was raining buckets x
By abby1234519 about 1 year ago
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hmmm Lake District, up north. makes Kendal Mint cake. that any help? its where beatrix potter lived
By abby1234519 about 1 year ago
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i know its awful isnt it! im alright, its raining so hard outside, ive got to go pick my brothers up for school soon and i cant fin my wellies! x
By abby1234519 about 1 year ago
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Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon. "Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip the wife's knickers off!" "What's the rush?" his mate asked. "The bloo...
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By abby1234519 about 1 year ago
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haha no not at all! just most blokes prefer older women dont they? ill argue the stunning thing coz i blatently am not, but our chats do rock something rocking x
By nic_o__la about 1 year ago
47 posts
im alright thanks son and yep still single, my ex is bein a dick aswell, not impressed! hahaha what u bin up ta? x
By nic_o__la about 1 year ago