Why I want to be shipwrecked....

Ok we all want to be shipwrecked for whatever (poor- to ace reasons...) But me...this is my stamp on it.. I want to be , because I've never really challenged myself that much, I've had an amazing up bringing and never had to fight that much for anything, I want to work for the peace core and do charity work and yet I sell out and get a 9-5. Being on the island will force me to face up and look to the things that I've always wanted to do- and stop being this 'contradictory ex student type middle class typical binge drinking living for the weekend guardian reading political fraffer topshop wearing latte scoffing hungover clinque wearing social activist, "double G&T please bar man" suit wearing size 5 bundle of western capitalism with jiminy cricket on my shoulder always look on the bright side of life- only if its pay day...type person' ....I want to get away from all that, and strip it back to me you and a tin o' peaches.

Something utterly random about me...

I am a human shaped ball of randomness... a selection of my bouncy traits are: my hips are very bendy and do strange out of joint things.. I hate tomatoes and can't look at them.. Vodka is my favourite form of potato.. I read really really quickly but can't spell... I don't like reading big papers- they take too long to fold up...either that or I have teeeny arms..I love people making me laugh, I could eat chocolate until it came out my nose... I think I look like a 12year old boy without makeup on- wana see...?!

Why another island..?

Because this island: has a drought but chucks it down with rain every other day, our Summers are 2 weeks long, there are cars here, I live on an island yet can't see the sea, there is no chance of there being a SPA or an ATM on the shipwrecked island. This island is too cold/self involved and actually blue tacked to America. Also I can't grow a palm tree in my back garden, its just not working! and having a hammock swinging off an oak tree just aint the same ya know?!

Scared of......

Pigeons- they are rats with wings and they S**t on you!! That and melons...the gooey bit in the middle...!! Just gross!!

The last thing I brought..

A hangover food shop at tescos....cue strawberry milkshake, super noodles, biscuits, an ice lolly and cheese...my stomach and liver hate me right now!

The actor who would play me in the life of Jen...

Someone who is impervious to alcohol and can burp really loudly, and a lil bit nuts...maybe Jack Nicholson...?!

Hometown

Windsor- (with the queen)

Occupation

I quit my job!!! I am now without employment!!! hoooorah!! Anyone what to employ me?!?!?

Relationship status

I have an excellent relationship with myself thanks!

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