What I am brilliant at

eating strawberries.

What I'd like to change about myself

My sex.

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

Blasphemy.

Scared of

Heights, flying cockroaches and eating spiders.

Happiest when

Summer in Cambridge. Being a Marrow with my friends. Having Somner parties. Taking a long boat to Phi Phi Leh and pretending to be a barnacle on the side of a boat. Dancing to The Kooks at Fez. Watching Silent Witness with Laura and a cup of tea and apple pie. Eating cake, chocolate preferably. Watching T4 with a hangover. Climbing a glacier in New Zealand. SCUBA DIVING. Playing at my lovely friends houses. Being fatist. Going delerious, generally with Gooden. Dressing up in superman outfits. Flashing Bea's boobs to Jools Holland. Having sex with my wife. Watching Steve Carrell in films. Watching Sarah Chalke in Scrubs. Watching Jennifer Anistion constantly. Eating an entire cheesecake at the Cheesecake factory. Becoming a black woman in Samoa. Scuba diving. Being battered by huge waves in the sea so much that my bikini falls off. Watching Helen chase a bikini down a waterfall witnessed by a nun. Newquay, Zante, Edinburgh, India, Thailand, Oz, NZ, Samoa, LA, London Town and The Bridge!!

Strawberries or rasperries?

Strawberries.

Hometown

Cambridge / London

Occupation

Student

Relationship status

Single

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