What I am brilliant at

I am quite brilliant at bein random (if I do say so myself) I can quite easily slip into a fantastical story and back out again, like a jewel-thief badger lurking in the dark sheffield night streets waitin for his chance to rob some unsuspecting yuppie of their goodies, that he will then sell to fund his development of a time-shifting machine that is fueled by somerfield mayonnaise (Yum...fuel), see? ^___^ Here's an example of just how random I can be: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=27597&l=15590&id=505325252 You can also check out "Autobot Mountain 2: Need Input" on facebook too, my real name is Jonathon Bartley.

What is your philosophy on life Johnny?

Hmm, well at the risk of sounding cliché, I do think it is all about bein happy in life, in whatever it is you do - dont let the success of others determine your own dreams, no-one was meant to be the same and its the potential of diversity that you possess that makes exisiting in this world worthwhile... ...also, never get into fights with bouncers, they are bigger than you for a reason, it doesn't matter how smart you are, you could put the worlds smartest chicken in a cage with the worlds dumbest bear, you're still goin to end up with instant nuggets!

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

I'm a good boy (honest) and my female friends always take the mick out of me for it, they tease me by sayin im "asexual" ~ which isnt very nice, esp whilst you're tryin to have a nice peaceful candlelit wank.

Scared of

"Hoggle" from "labyrinth" ~ I dunno, throughout the film I just feel as if, if he were real he'd be one of those weird people that HAS to sit next to you when they get on the bus, or the ones that sit right behind you and until you get off, you dont know whether or not they are gonna stab you in the back of the neck.

What don't you get Jon?

I don't get a lot of things, like how come on "Room Raiders" when they pull someone out of bed, dongs don't accidently peek out of their boxers, like mine always does. Or why dogs always bark at ME when there are dodgier lookin people also in the room. Or why Elmer Fudd didn't ever just kill Daffy instead, I've heard duck is far tastier than "wascally Wabbit". Or why you always need a whizz once you've found the perfect place during a fun game of hide & seek...with the police. Or why old people always cross the road when they see you approaching - sweetheart, if I wanted your so-last-summer handbag, I'd just pop over there and take it, yezzir! These are the things I don't get ^___^.

Favourite music, movie, magazine

I love all types of music, anythin that wouldn't be out of place in a montage, at the mo' I keep singin the chorus to "License to Kill" by Gladys Knight. Couldnt tell you my fave movie b'cus I am a film student, I love them all. Fave magazine, lol, what a stupid question, everyone knows its all about comics/graphic novels.

Hometown

Birmingham

Occupation

MA Film Student (Sheffield)

Relationship status

Single ~ Holla at me ^___^

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