A rich millionaire throws a massive party for his 50th birthday. During this party, he grabs the microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool wi...
A rich millionaire throws a massive party for his 50th birthday. During this party, he grabs the microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. "I will give anything of mine to the man who swims across that pool." So the party continues with no events in the pool until SUDDENLY, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened. In the pool a man is swimming as hard as he can and fins come out of the water and jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going. The sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and gets out of the pool, tired and soaked. The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, "I am a man of my word. Anything of mine I will give: my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?" The guy grabs the microphone and says, "Why don't we start with the name of the jerk who pushed me in!"
Hi! Thanks for the panny! Im glad you like Ibiza... isn't it brilliant! Im going back this yr for the 3rd yr running! I like your pics, i recognise the places! I will add you to my msn when I get home...
Hi! Thanks for the panny! Im glad you like Ibiza... isn't it brilliant! Im going back this yr for the 3rd yr running! I like your pics, i recognise the places! I will add you to my msn when I get home coz cant get on it at work!! boooo. ha ha. xxx
yesyes i know i did i can member, but i didnt think i would of gotten a pennie or anythin =] so im very grateful!! ive just come in from work so nothin to gr8 to tell!! x
I THINK I AM JUST WHAT U ARE LOOKING FOR BECAUSE I EXUDE FUN AND AMUSEMENT I WOULD LOVE THE OPPERTUNITY TO MEET NEW PEOPLE AND I JUST WANT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND I THINK THAT THE SHOW IS FOR ME. PICK ME - PICK ME
IM NOT A BOOK PERSON UNFORTUNATELY, I FIND THAT WHEN I READ A BOOK I HAVE TO READ EACH PAGE TWICE SO I CAN UNDERSTAND BETTER SO IT TAKES TWICE AS LONG TO FINNISH.
Favourite music?
I LOVE FUNKY HOUSE MUSIC BECAUSE EVERYTIME I HEAR IT I JUST WANT TO GET UP AND DANCE BUT I AM VERY VERSATILE WITH MUSIC "ILL LISTEN TO OWT"
Favourite movie?
DIRTY DANCING THE BEST FILM EVER EVER EVER EVER
Most Important Person In My LIfe?
MY SISTER WE JUST GET ON REALY WELL BUT I DONT MIND LEAVING HER IF I GET ON THE SHOW MY GOD I WOULD JUMP AT THE CHANCE. AS U CAN TELL BY MY VIDEO MY FRIENDS ARE VERY IMPORTANT BUT I THNK THEY WOULD LIVE IT WHEN THEY WAKE UP FROM A HARD NIGHT OUT ON A SUNDAY MORNING AND TURN THE TV ON AND SEE ME THEY WILL LOVE IT IM SHURE.
Happiest when?
PARTYING AND ALCOHOL IS ALWAYS GOOD BUT I WOULD HAVE TO SAY JUST BEEN SURROUDED BY FUN PEOPLE WHO WOULD BE ON THE SHOW TO DO THE SAME AS ME. ALWAYS HAPPY IN THE SUN BECAUSE I FEEL THAT NICE WEATHER BRINGS OUT THE BEST IN PEOPLE EVERY ONE IS HAPPY ON HOLIDAY I KNOW IT WOULD BE NO HOLIDAY IT WOULD BE HARD WORK BUT IM NOT AFRID TO GET STUCK IN AN GET MY HANDS DIRTY.I AM ALSO VERY VERY VERY HAPPY WHEN I AM IN THE BIGGEST PARTY ISLAND IBIZA ITS LIKE A SECOND HOME 2 ME I HAVE BEEN MORE TIMES THAN I CAN REMEMBER LOVE IT THERE
Humour & Fun
I WANT TO ON THE ISLAND BECAUSE I HAVE A WICKED SENCE OF IM A PROPA GOOD LAUGH IM THE PERSON WHO EVERONE WANTS TO COME OUT ON A SATURDAY NIGHT BECAUSE I MAKE TEH NIGHT OUT ONT 2 REMEMBER. VERY SHARP TONGUE IF I GET INTO AN ARGUMENT I WONT BACK DOWN BECAUSE I HATE TO BE PROVEN WRONG BUT I USUALY AM WRONG BUT DONT SHOW I AM, ha ha ha can be sarcastic just to be funny.
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2 posts
i am indeedy mr lol r u?
By crazyguyalex 6 months ago
2 posts
aww thanks my luvly mwa xx
By corcaz about 1 year ago
2 posts
ola
By corcaz about 1 year ago
A rich millionaire throws a massive party for his 50th birthday. During this party, he grabs the microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool wi...
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By abby1234519 about 1 year ago
Fancy giving a desperate girly a penny? xxx
By jo4dunk about 1 year ago
2 posts
I meant Good luck lol
By lucexox about 1 year ago
2 posts
Hey I see you are from Happyfax like myself, could luck with Shipwrecked! x
By lucexox about 1 year ago
2 posts
Hey, what can I say Im a sucker for a funky photo and a cheeky grin. Just thot id say hey x
By calipso about 1 year ago
7 posts
i mean thanks for the penny, not panny, ha ha! x
By Cassey about 1 year ago
7 posts
Hi! Thanks for the panny! Im glad you like Ibiza... isn't it brilliant! Im going back this yr for the 3rd yr running! I like your pics, i recognise the places! I will add you to my msn when I get home...
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By Cassey about 1 year ago
3 posts
yesyes i know i did i can member, but i didnt think i would of gotten a pennie or anythin =] so im very grateful!! ive just come in from work so nothin to gr8 to tell!! x
By robyn_04 about 1 year ago
3 posts
hey why thankyou very much for the penny mr =] !! how are u ?? xx
By robyn_04 about 1 year ago