Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? They're afraid of flying off the handle! Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body. What do skeletons say before they begin d...
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? They're afraid of flying off the handle! Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body. What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appetit! Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? His ghoul friend. What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein. What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice Scream. What's a monster's favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Hey Katpat! I don't like tea cos it tastes like dishwater, and I am English...mmm, but there is a bit of irish in there so i can handle whisky in my coffee! :)
* A good laugh is sunshine in the house!
* Do not take life to seriously, you will never get out alive!
* He that has patience will have what he will. Thats actually bollocks, my patience is running very thin at present!
* Lifes a beach!
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I once.....?
Was very drunk and got on an overnight ferry to France, I really wanted a croissant! I got questioned at customs, they asked me why I was going to France so I told them! Had a really good day though, drank Stella in a pirate pub and went in a submarine. I once completed a business Spanish course, so I could finish work an hour early. It took 10 weeks!
Fears and Dislikes:
The dark, bridges + multi storeys, snakes, spiders, sea monsters, the jelly bit in tomatoes, horses, pigeons and various other large flying things. I hate pineapple and denial moaning. Also bad teeth! No need!
Things I like:
Include: top of the list primates, seafood, camping, trees, cheese, accents, facial expressions, growing vegetables, summer, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre film, music - indie/rock, The Time Travellers Wife - fav book, the moon, Jack Daniels, fancy dress, the ocean, playing with my food, shipwrecked, practical jokes, sneaking up on people, archaeology, fun, flirting, adrenaline, kissing, lagoons, nice teeth!
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By lolly21 10 months ago
3 posts
ahhahaha ME2! x
By abby1234519 about 1 year ago
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Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? They're afraid of flying off the handle! Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body. What do skeletons say before they begin d...
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By abby1234519 about 1 year ago
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whats up xxx
By spongebob1 about 1 year ago
4 posts
Hey Katpat! I don't like tea cos it tastes like dishwater, and I am English...mmm, but there is a bit of irish in there so i can handle whisky in my coffee! :)
By cristobalito about 1 year ago
7 posts
wat dya mean i am normal haha ell sort ov ermm...... aww hope u get one hun xx
By icklemad_manc about 1 year ago
7 posts
suttin crazy lol lyk wat ....... im not normal haha
By icklemad_manc about 1 year ago
4 posts
oh dear, what happend to your head?!
By cristobalito about 1 year ago
7 posts
nopey iv got mine on thurs hehe
By icklemad_manc about 1 year ago
3 posts
haha how funny, yeah dressed up as an 80s chick last nite lol! im good thanku u ok?
By sing69 about 1 year ago
3 posts
haha i luv that pic :-) good luck with auditions hun x
By sing69 about 1 year ago
8 posts
noooo didnt get thro!! x
By amybonello about 1 year ago