Most embarassing moment:

I get myself into alot of embarassing situations on a daily basis, due to my dappiness... however, on the may 23rd 2006 I applied to be a rep for my uni. 100's of people had entered for this, so for an edge i auditioned as a smurf. We had to complete obstacle courses like swimming in beans and fish and having mud wrestles... so i got a little drunk. Everything was going fine, but after these events i felt a little sick and very drunk and decided to go to bed.. whilst getting ready for bed... i fell out of my room and down 3 flights of stairs as a naked smurf only to have about 300 people laughing above me. I have never wanted the ground to swallow me so much... thank god i got the job!

Nicknames

Throughtout my distant school years my nickname was 'ruanus takes it up the anus' coz my surname is ruane... however, i like to leave that nickname behind, lol! Now besides 'mental kelly' which alot of people know me as, due to silly jackass moment shinaigans I am most frequently called Dawn Miller coz of the girl off eastenders.

Favourite movie(s)

E.T is amazing... even though he was in my nightmares for 3 years as a child. I also love slushy films like the notebook and the titanic.

Scared of

Birds... don't ask why - just thank god for bird flu! Im also scared of confined spaces, this is due to the days that I worked in a video store... my fellow employees took pleasure in locking me in the drop box and posting videos on my head. - I got them back tho.

Happiest when

Singing and dancing... even though I am appauling at both. I am renouned for breaking the windows during karaoke. I was even bought singing lessons from my friends coz i am that bad, but was told there is no hope. I love dancing too, but due to this my nickname is ducky... apparantly i dance like a duck - whatever that means. I love hanging out wiv my friends too tho, and on an even sadder note i guess i am extremely happy when eating a chinese... u wont see a bigger smile on anyones face than mine whilst eating chinese, amongst the chewing that is!

My Hero(s)

I don't know if it can count as a hero or not, but peter kay is a legend.... cow?? Uv got to love max and paddys rode to nowhere.

Hometown

Ruislip, London

Occupation

Student

Relationship status

Single

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