Favourite Cheese

Gouda, Emental, Stinky Bishop, Cottage Cheese, Wensleydale and Dairylea all on the same plate mushed together!!! And washed down with a Feta and Blue Stilton Smoothie!!!! Oh yeah!! And Lambrussia's cheesy feet!!

Favourite music

I love the classics. Queen, Bowie, The Who, Rolling Stones. Also hearing a lot of good recent stuff I'm liking at the moment. THE RETURN OF REAL MUSIC!! Also I like Pie. However as Pie is not music it is not relevent....... it is nice though!!!!!

Favourite movie(s)

I'm a big Scorsese and De Niro fan but my favourites gotta be Raging Bull. Apart from that, I've been watching lots of Uzbekistaniani Rom-Coms. Hmmmmm. I watched Snakes On A Plane the other week. That film is so tongue in cheek it's amazing. The thing is, it knows it is and that's what makes it so damn good. Snakes on A Plane is my new second favourite movie!!!

Scared of

Rats, women and conan the Barbarian. Oooooh. and soggy biscuit in the bottom of a cup of tea. If the biscuit drops into the bottom of the cuppa then I'm afraid the cuppa goes down the sink. I'm very precise about these sorts of things!!!! GRRRRR!!!!

Happiest when

Acting. Unfortunately I've become a bit tardy recently, so haven't done much of that for a year or so. Unfortunately I'm in my comfort zone with a stupid steady job. I also love a bit of the old Karaoke. My Ace of Spades is reknowned in Bishop Auckland. I also really enjoy being drunk........ Hmmmmm, that makes me seem like a Piss Head....... Hey, I'm coming across well aren't I. Oh well, I'm sure I'll live!!!!

My Hero(s)

Whoever invented Red Bull, Robert De Niro, Martin Scorsese, Freddie Mercury, Alan Shearer, Shay Given (GET WELL SOON) Albert Finney, Stephen Berkoff.......... And Sumo wrestlers......... I just like them.........They look funny!!!! I also have great respect for Slartibartfast. He designed Norway and has the best name in the Universe!!!! (if you know who I mean you have my respect and my fannage). To read more about me visit www.myspace.com/funkydeadhorse

Hometown

Darlington

Occupation

Checkout Chick (WOW, my job is so turdy. I used to be a trolleyman. That was so much better HMMMMMMM). I'm also what people like to call a failed actor. Not a good career choice!!!

Relationship status

Unattached..... that is unless you count the fact that my tongue is attached to the inside of the freezer........ in that respect I'm very much attached!!!!!!!

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