Heya Guys...

Thanx for taking the time to look at my page! I think we're all here for the same thing but there are some really wicked people on this website who i so hope get through (I wouldn't mind getting through myself) and i really wanna get to know everyone so please only drop me a message if you wanna talk... i think this whole 'fan me i fan you' business is a bit cheeky and not playing fair! This will probably lose me fans but i actually wanna talk to people! I'll fan anyone who fancies a chat just you cheeky chappies that arent playing fair, only message me if you actually wanna talk!! Anyway good luck with getting on the Island everyone!! Hopefully talk to some of you soon!! x x x

A little about me...

Kym has provided voiceovers of ethnic slurs in Chinese kung fu movies, has featured in Hello magazine, and helps small children build big tents during her lunch break. Occasionally, she treads water for three days in a row. She can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, cooks 30-minute pasta in 20 minutes and likes taking long walks through wet grass. She is an expert in fire walking, number one in her field for balancing small tin monkeys on her shoulders, and an outlaw in Sarawak. Using only a spoon and a small bottle of insect repellent, she once single-handedly defended a small village in the Indonesian rainforests from a horde of ferocious fire ants. When shes bored, she builds websites for small people with no hands. On Thursdays, after work, she repairs electrical appliances free of charge. She has eaten crocodile. She is an abstract watercolour artist, a fan of Route master buses, and a ruthless bookie. She doesnt perspire. She once toured America with a skydiving wind tunnel demonstration carrying nothing but a hanky and a small bag of nuts. Children trust her. She can hurl hockey sticks at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. She once read Love and war, Pride & Prejudice, and the Beano in one day and still had time to cook dinner for 10 that night.

These are a few of my Favorite things...

Harry Potter! Hard Trance/Hard House/Trance. Dj'ing. Running with Scissors. Ringing peoples doorbells and running away. Eating prawns. My cat noodles. My Mum. Ibiza. Going Clubbing. The cold side of the pillow. Chocolate. Jack Daniels. Salt n Vinegar MCoys. My hair straighteners.Putting old people in fish ponds. Islandoo. Lord of the Rings. Canada. Sunshine. Beaches. Lizzards. Rainbow drops. Drawing. Stars. Harry Potter (yes twice). Reading. Skipping. Walking on stilts. Gardening. Thunder storms. Dancing. Jumping on Beds. Clouds!!!

Things i dont like

People that smell. People who leave the milk out. Hairs in the soap. Rainy mornings. Mornings full stop. Going home after holidays. House work. Ignorance. Nut cases that talk rubbish to you at 2am when your on your way home on your own. Wasps. Odd Socks.

Fondest Memory

A few weeks back in ibiza... sitting on sunset strip watching the sun go down with my mates... i love sunsets me... they make me all emotional *sniff*

Scared of

Heights, cows and a weird one... package foam - makes me cringe it does... all of it. polystyrene, bubble wrap - BLEH!!! Oh and i nearly forgot dentists! last time i went i had some injections and 10 minutes later fainted 4 times... such a wimp!!

Hometown

Bournemouth

Occupation

Customer Assistance / Train Dispatch for South west trains / DJ / International Tour Whore for Slinky

Relationship status

single

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