Dear friend, PENNILESS?BROKE?INSOLVENT? NOT ANY MORE!! I WANT TO MAKE YOU RICH!! We all dream of owning an island,who doesn't? but what about those day to day expensives like buying your buddy a BEER?...
Dear friend, PENNILESS?BROKE?INSOLVENT? NOT ANY MORE!! I WANT TO MAKE YOU RICH!! We all dream of owning an island,who doesn't? but what about those day to day expensives like buying your buddy a BEER? Welcome to BILKOS world famous patented MONEY RHOMBUS!! Unlike CRASS USELESS PYRAMID SCHEMES, THE BILKO MONEY RHOMBUS REALLY WORKS!!! LAST YEAR our TURNOVER was 4 TRILLION DOLLARS!!!!! JUST SEND ME 1 PENNY FOR A FREE NO OBLIGATION INFORMATION PACK! OR PASS ON THIS EMAIL THANKS
hiya darlin!! yeah my cat is home and better but you wont believe my dog died!! and i got stuck at robyns house cuz my car blew up! i have no idea where it is!! the aa have it lol!! x x
me i had a tooth out yesterday so still feeling the pain have a fat abcess in my mouth ha dto rush my cat to the vet this morning because his bladder was gonna rupture so im just waiting for all the b...
me i had a tooth out yesterday so still feeling the pain have a fat abcess in my mouth ha dto rush my cat to the vet this morning because his bladder was gonna rupture so im just waiting for all the bills to roll in lol!! x x
Hi...my name is Amy...Well once upon a time i was walking home from the shop's when i was approached by 2 guy's (they were only about 16 years old) who asked me if i could get them any cannabis...i was in shock!!! so anyway i thought about it for a second, and came to the conclusion that this would be a great opportunity to make myself some cash!!! so i said to them 'yeah no problem'...so anyway there is like a big green about 5 minutes walk from my house, so after a quick discussion with them i said 'wait on this green and i'll be back in about 10 minutes' to be honest i did'nt think they would wait for me, but anyway i went back to my house were i wrapped up 3 oxo cubes in tin-foil and walked back to the green where i was suprised to see that they had actually waited for me, so i went over to them and said 'ok i've got about a quarter if you want it, but i want £30 for it, so they agreed and passed over the cash, and i passed over the 'cannabis' and once i'd passed it over i bloody legged it back to my house and to this day i have never seen the lad's again...good job though, making £30 for 3 oxo cubes is a damn good achievement in it's self...don't ya think??? and also when i was at secondary school, i accidently set one of my mates hair on fire!!! i actually didnt mean to, but you know when you hold a match down on the match-box and flick it then it's supposed to light as you flick it...well, it landed straight on top of my mates hair...i tell ya, i shit myself coz it proper went up in flames, then she was trying to put it out all frantically, and when she did finally put it out, she walked off sobbing...i felt soooo bad :) i got one more story for you...this was years ago, but one of my mates...(she is so ditsy) went and bought an ounce of bud... and when she got it home and had a smoke, she called me up and said 'Amy, this bud is just not gettin me stoned... so i said 'bring it round here and have a smoke with me, so she was like 'ok'... and when she came round with it, i took one look at it, and i was rolling about with laughter coz she had been sold an ounce of dried out lavander plant!!! i was like 'you twat', why did'nt you check it before you gave him the cash? and all she could say was 'eeeerm i don't know'!!! she was gutted...but i thought it was funny as fuck...x
Favorite T.V programmes?
First choice has got to be...Shipwrecked!!! (im not suckin up!!!)
Then definately...Dancing on ice, Saturday night's dont get much better...i know what your thinkin 'this girl needs to get out more' but if you've seen it, im sure you will agree with me.
Deal or No Deal...it's so flippin exciting!!!
Prison Break, Desperate housewive's, Top Gear, Fear Factor and Neighbour's...hey, it's old skool, but it still rock's, and who can forget Fraggle rock...CLASSIC!!! and Ugly Betty...it's funny as fuck...x
Scared of?
Toe's...how flippin dodgey are they? and one of my mates can move her toe's individually!!! that freak's me right out, and im teffified of Ronald Mc'donald, i just can't understand why kid's like him...he scares the shit out of me!!!...x
Favorite DVD's?
First choice has to be 'Set it off' starring Queen Latifah and Jada Pinkett, it's amazing, if you hav'nt seen it...i highly recommend it.
'The Truman Show'...i was totally gob smacked when i saw this film, it's great when he sails to the end of the set (for those of you who have seen it, you will know what i mean).
'Pirate's of the Carabbean'...'Curse of the Black Pearl' & 'Dead Man's Chest'...cant wait for 'At World's End'.
'Million Dollar Baby'...sad but very good, 'American History X'...lethal. Finally a film called 'Half Baked'...Too funny, if u hav'nt seen it...WATCH IT...x
Favorite Music?
Im pretty much alway's listening to the Fugee's...there tunes are so relaxing, especially 'How Many Mic's' & 'Ready or Not'. UB40 have released some great tunes too.
I've recenlty got into 'Gang Starr' quite badly, especially 'Above the Cloud's' & 'The Militia'...Sick tune's.
Also 'Miss Demeanor Eliott' with 'Hit em wit da hee' & 'Sock it to me'...
I also like some old skool Drum 'n' Bass, such as 'Slam' & 'Fasten your seat belt'...Classic's, oh and Cypress Hill ROCK!!!...x
My Hero's
Well it has to be my Mummy...she is the wind beneath my wings!!! Gift's Fan's Comment's Tag's & Pennie's Welcome!!!...x
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2 posts
you got an identical twin sister?lol
By BILKO about 1 year ago
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Dear friend, PENNILESS?BROKE?INSOLVENT? NOT ANY MORE!! I WANT TO MAKE YOU RICH!! We all dream of owning an island,who doesn't? but what about those day to day expensives like buying your buddy a BEER?...
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By BILKO about 1 year ago
You've been knocked by a game of dodgeball :0) Now copy and paste and knock who ever you want. smack :0) Great Big greetings tHe_ToPGuns..
By Hmmm26 about 1 year ago
thanks a mil for that penny babes mwah xx see ya in london now for sure
By gavinirish about 1 year ago
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helllo stranger lol Fanned ur fine ass bk lol x
By Queen_B about 1 year ago
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im confused :-S is this a clone? a twin? just trying something new?! x
By CinderEllie about 1 year ago
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Hey! Where you been?
By Lanky about 1 year ago
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i fanned both of ya profiles then!!!
By Hooligan_187 about 1 year ago
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hiya darlin!! yeah my cat is home and better but you wont believe my dog died!! and i got stuck at robyns house cuz my car blew up! i have no idea where it is!! the aa have it lol!! x x
By xxkarlyboyxx about 1 year ago
9 posts
i know lol!! i dont think he is gonna be ok the vet foned and it doesnt sound good at all!! x x
By xxkarlyboyxx about 1 year ago
9 posts
me i had a tooth out yesterday so still feeling the pain have a fat abcess in my mouth ha dto rush my cat to the vet this morning because his bladder was gonna rupture so im just waiting for all the b...
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By xxkarlyboyxx about 1 year ago
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yeah im good thanks!! hows life treatin you then?? x x
By xxkarlyboyxx about 1 year ago