What I am brilliant at

Throwing eggs at prostitutes, or just joe public when theres none about. Making people laugh and cheering people up when theyre down. sometimes i go to far to get a laugh but sometimes it has to be done. I love practical joking and i often make a twat of myself to get noticed - im not an attention seeker i just like to make a memorable impact.

What I'd like to change about myself

If i had money the first thing i would do is change my teeth, theyre not terrible but i want the hollywood smile man! I want to get bigger (gym wise) and train almost every day as punishing as it is.

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

drowned next doors guinea pig whilst they were on holiday (i didnt mean to i was young and wanted to watch it swim). Broke some of my nans expensive ornaments and hid the decapitated figurine (along with the head) in the freezer which she obviously found, used to throw darts at my brothers feet to make him dance (never got him though)

Scared of

getting old and having a baaaad wrinkly face (getting there with the sunbeds though). Crabs - the way they walk and the way they look. Octopus - after i seen one try to eat a real man. My mum - shes like a slave leader.

Why people like me

I know how to get on with people and i know what makes lads and girls work. I will do my best to make people laugh, ill go out of my way for my friends, and even people i barely know. I wear my heart on my sleeve and often think people will be as honest as i am - im usually wrong about that.

Favourite music, movie, magazine

i love house music - funky / dirty / electro. anything from 70s / 80s / 90's - current, i love funny films and legendary films: shawshank redemption, happy gilmore, anchorman, napolean dynamite.

Hometown

Liverpool

Occupation

Searching for one.....

Relationship status

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