A son asks his dad the diffrence between "theoretically" and "realistically". Dad says thats hard but i have an idea. Ask mum if she would sleep with the milkman for 1 million quid. Mum says yes. ...
A son asks his dad the diffrence between "theoretically" and "realistically". Dad says thats hard but i have an idea. Ask mum if she would sleep with the milkman for 1 million quid. Mum says yes. Dad says now ask your sister if she@ll sleep with the newspaper man for 2 million quid. Sister says yes. Well there you go son, thats your answer, teoretically we're sitting on 3 milliom quid, but realistically we're living with 2 slags!
Hey steamer lol how wasted were u on Thurs nite, ahaha class! U gave me a big wet kiss on the cheek ahaha CHEERS!! Gather u heard the story then from Andy G haha total bull I tell ya!xXx
Alreet people,Im Ross aka Rossco,Rossyboy L - L for love machine or simply Cheesy(not for the reasons that first come to mind)Im a student in Edinburgh at "the" only university...Napier of course, but I am also a part time Tom Cruise working my magic on the cocktails in a bar - uniform is no other than a sexy black kilt.
I enjoy nothing better than drunken nights out with the lads with the banter including wheelie bins,Sainsbury's trollies,eggs,sun loungers,blow up sheep,traffic cones with wings and waking up with chocolate filling every hole in my body,just to name a few!!
Not too long back from my gap year in which I travelled around Australia for 6 months..shout out too The North Nowra Tavern woop woop!
Favourite music
Right now I'm loving The Kooks,Razorlight,Snow Patrol,Feeder,Panic!At The Disco,Paulo Nutini,Goo Goo Dolls,The View,The View,The View are on fire!!
Although cheese all the way..that Ms Parton gets me in my Texas Starched Wranglers everytime!Well Steps,god rest their souls,used to get the old Wranglers out.
Always busting some shapes and moves and setting the dancefloor on fire.Some of the favs..feeding the fish,packing the strawberries or counting the steps!
Scared of..
Cotton wool!!brings foam to the mouth!Im foaming at the thought right now.
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5 posts
is that the mighty toon scarf u have on.
By craigpole about 1 year ago
2 posts
hey what bar do u work at?? xx
By sazzypants about 1 year ago
Hey, fanned & tagged ya! Hope you'll do the same in returen. Take care x
By Kelz_D about 1 year ago
13 posts
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By StaceyS about 1 year ago
5 posts
A son asks his dad the diffrence between "theoretically" and "realistically". Dad says thats hard but i have an idea. Ask mum if she would sleep with the milkman for 1 million quid. Mum says yes. ...
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By 2sassy about 1 year ago
80 posts
guttin not much partyin for u then....
By raybouk1 about 1 year ago
80 posts
iv not been online for abit so dow no anytin abt it m8..im all gud hows u?..
By raybouk1 about 1 year ago
13 posts
Hey steamer lol how wasted were u on Thurs nite, ahaha class! U gave me a big wet kiss on the cheek ahaha CHEERS!! Gather u heard the story then from Andy G haha total bull I tell ya!xXx
By StaceyS about 1 year ago
38 posts
snap!! yes shame you're not coming Mr! we could have swapped scarfs!! ;-) x
By dougsipple about 1 year ago
38 posts
i'm pretty cool mate. cant wait til B'ham meet up next week!! having a chilled weekend this week. what you up to? x
By dougsipple about 1 year ago
11 posts
ohhh hangova?
By lilbitfunky about 1 year ago
11 posts
im okay ta chick u ?
By lilbitfunky about 1 year ago