About me...

I'm from Oxford but i'm not posh far from it!! I'm not well educated either its all a myth what you here about this place! I am dead clever cos i did A levels ummm... but not as clever as those that passed them all. I smile too much that it hurts my face and I jump around too much that hurts my feet. I work in a shop where I get to meet a squillion different people everyday. My workers are like my kids and i love the gossip they give me!! especially if they been snogging each other at the weekend! I always see the good in things like a manky apple makes a good crumble. I'm love doing something different everyday, even if its bad for me like drinking squash without putting the water in or running around in the rain like a puppy. I work very hard but i play even harder and most people will say I party too much. Especially when the sun is coming up and i want another red bull and vodka!! I got the name Minky from some peeps i used to work with because I love the fit boys and used to try and snare them as they came in our shop! i'm sorry about that...

An average day for Minky

Get up at stupid o clock to get the most useless service in the world, virgin rail! wait for an hour for a train to arrive, read the sun. Get to work and mix with the kids, try on some clothes and cry at the amount of paperwork. Do more paperwork, run around the shop, smile at everyone and jump around everyone like a woman possessed! Whack out some great customer service and make others smile with my mad jokes! Wait an hour for a train home then eat pizza with mayonaise. Never forget the mayonaise, its the best stuff on the planet!

Favourite TV

I loves Hollyoaks, strangely enough. Enough fitties to keep me entertained at dinner!

Scared of

piegons, they can come from no where! they shag too much. Spiders because they have hidden agendas. its as if they know they look evil and use it to their advantage! Old people driving cars, shouldn't be allowed. Thunder and lightning, its not funny and its not clever.

The last great night out i had

Was to turnmills in london with 4 other lads. Saw our mate's mates DJ and that's about all i remember. Ooh falling asleep by the toliet, being sick everywhere apart from the toliet. Isn't that the worst feeling waking up in a club toliet. then going home and buying pot noodles as the shops were opening for the day. pot noodle breakfast!!

An interesting fact

A shopholic, a partyholic, a manoholic, a chocoholic and a shoeaholic. I own over 150 pairs of shoes!

Hometown

OXFORD

Occupation

SHOP MANAGER, USC

Relationship status

SINGLE

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