Mya josephine means....

Okay So You're Beautiful && I'm Intelligent...Now Lets Talk About Who We Really Are......... Im Mya... I'm definately your type... I love sarcasm.Lowest form of wit? FuckYou! ...I find myself halarious. I'm likely to offend you if you don't understand my humour- sorry. ...I'll probably like you, love you? Become obsessed && addicted to you? BUT.. i'll still judge you... ...Comedy&&Tragedy is what i live for! I HATE people that take themselves too seriously&& Those who don't have a brain to match that pretty face... I like boys who know who they are.. I want friends with personality, humour, passion, talent&& ambition... Im sensitive- if you criticise me i'll want you 6 ft under... I'm definately supersititious... Mess makes me angry... I really like sneezing ... I like neon colours, drumb'n'bass && maximum volumes that excites me to the max... I'm obsessed by Bansky currently... All the films i watch have sub-titles... I have an expert technique with the old shake'n'vac... I like quiet people [ easy to intimidate? haha] I can laugh louder&&longer than you thought possible...hence the knickname mariah//mya carey! I'm good at giving people knicknames that stick. I'm also know as... Mariah Mya Carey MB MJB Little My... I think flirting is pointless...im not 12...&& i am sure about what i want! hah..... I'm closer to my friends than my family... If i like you, i'll always want you around <33...BUT... If you make me mad, expect profanities...i always say things i don't mean...i can't lie...i daydream alot...i like people who dress in extreme ways...i love geeks :)..... && I attract alota queens, im not a fag hag..it just occurs! :) ...So this is me...i'm far from perfect && drive too fast :)..... ... ... .''Actually, I'm the most ordinary person possible. Its just that I like throwing myself in the gutter. Every artist wants to throw himself into the gutter. Its part of his life, its a necessity. You might say that I lead a gilded gutter life, I drift from bar to bar, from gambling place to gambling place, and when I don't do those things, I go home and paint some pictures. I am completely amoral. If I hadn't painted I would have been a criminal....I have always known life was absurd. Life is nothing but a series of sensations.......Life is so meaningless we might as well try to make ourselves extraordinary...I think of life as meaningless and yet it excites me. I always think that something marvellous is about to happen. How can I trap this transient thing? '' - Francis Bacon.

My life is real...

Let's get one thing straight....[I'm not a supermodel...i won't act plastic...I'll wear my hair with a kink...I'll paint my nails if i feel like it...i won't wear push-up bra's to get your attention...If i can't win you over with who i really am...then you're the loser...] ...............................&& By The Way... I Love to talk to new people, change of scene!... I Love it when people give me their number, just don't ask for mine... I'll take full advantage of anything free && you can go ahead && judge me for it.... I can't go into a shop with perfume samples without coming out smelling like a brothel!.... If i buy something brand new...you're not allowed to use// borrow it until i decide it's old, no matter who you are- friend or foe... Im good at arguments because im good with words...so go ahead && challenge me! ... I Sound like a nasty piece of work maybe? But I'm actually quite a funny girl... :)) Have a chat with me ♥ You'd Only Hate Me Cos I'm Witty! ............................... ............................... -I like attention to detail. Whether its writing about something, drawing, re-phrasing things or the tasks i do. I like to hear about to small things in life; as these please me best. I like receiving letters, or pieces of text. Brown paper and string, first class stamps and black pens. I like to keep memories in a box, and photos on my wall.

MOST GIRLS HATE ME

People always whine about me........I See Girls In The street, i know im not gona like them && they already hate me that's how i know im the shit! I'll kiss them because i can... ...I Can't look at peroxide blonde hair && a fake tan without cringing...why are you a product of someone else?I know what sexy is && it ain't that! ....Arrogance is funny...but trust me, the novelty wears off!... I call everyone sweetie, angle, gorgeous etc etc...that does tend to offend//irritate... I speak in a way which really annoys the straight but excites the gay!....I like cigarettes && alcohol :)....I'm friends with alot of artists but i don't do drugs, you can....I'm as far from perfect as a person can be....i need affection to feel good about myself...i don't cry...i have travelled alot...cultured? You tell me...

Expanding my mind...

I'm not a geek i swear..but I read alot... vice all the time- some amazing photography in that magazine!....I'm also browsing the dictionary because i love using long complicated words...i'm always getting myself in trouble for saying things i don't fully understand the meaning of...woops!...I'm attempting to read 'A Breif History Of Time'...I hope someone out there is making more sense of it than i am 'We go about our daily lives understanding almost nothing of the world.'... so..that's a good bit!....HOROSCOPES are my guilty pleasure haha!...But other than that i read alot of plays :)

Don't Be A Prick About Life...

This is your life, Good to the last drop. It doesnt get any better than this, This is your life and its ending one minute at a time ............................... look... You have one chance.. Life Won't Wait...[ a good friend of mine has this in ink!].... Take risks && worry about consequences later...You won't get asked twice...Why waste your time bitching&&whining about what other people want,act,say,wear....Discrimination?FOUL....Just get on with what you want to achieve...&& who with??.....People only act out when they have nothing else in the favor...

Notorious For....

Being Careless With Money! Making a scene! Slightly excentric! Very Theatrical! Laughing like mariah carey! Catchphrase! Comedy&& Tragedy! Wearing short skirts...

Hometown

Exeter

Occupation

Student

Relationship status

Single

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