Me

I say 'Lush' and 'Awesome' far FAR too often. I'm a bit like marmite. I get nervous around shy people. I study Law but prefer reading heat.I'm an artist who has sold my soul to become a solicitor but I'm sure I'll be able to buy it back when the money starts coming in. My friends call me Na which I think sounds all posh but has kind of stuck. I once fell in a duck pond when drunk and loved it. I always dare people to do something and then end up doing it myself.

Favourite music

I love all music as long as it's not too shouty and angry. I hate people who think they are cool for liking 'out there' bands and being all alternative. I'm not afraid to admit to loving Britney.

Rankest things I've Ingested

For a university Endurance Challenge I once ate Vaseline on Toast, A Garlic Clove, Toothpaste on Weetabix, A Chocolate Coated Salted cow's Testicle, A Bonio Biscuit. It wasn't big or clever and even typing it makes me feel sick.

Scared of

I know it's really wrong but midgets really freak me out, maybe because i'm 5'11'' they seem so far away from me and i just don't trust them down there.

Happiest when

biting people, indulging in some harmless banter, wearing pyjamas, plucking peoples eyebrows, crossing the line and being inappropriate, googling gisele bundchen, walking in the countryside, playing practical jokes, eating cathedral city cheese, wearing mini skirts, smiling at random people in the street, discussing controversial issues, sticking my tongue out at babies, staring out cats, talking into fans, listening to people's conversations whilst on public transport.

Dislikes

people eating with their mouth open ( i saw a poster on the tube recently saying 'Be considerate of other passengers when eating' i was so relieved that london transport supports my weird ways!), cruelty to animals, dishonesty, people who don't say what they think (being 'nice' means nothing if youre just trying to appease people), people who don't push themselves, ignorance, vanity (modesty is underrated, the most beautiful person becomes instantly ugly when they think that they therefore dont need to also be a nice person!), 'individuals/alternatives' YOU ALL LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME.

Hometown

Northampton, the boot and shoe capital apparently! Even though there are NO good shoe shops here not that i care I'm all about flipflops!

Occupation

Just Graduated

Relationship status

Single and Loving it!

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