Favourite Joke!

Its little Bobbys 6th birthday and his Mum has bought him a train set... Little Bobby rips off the paper and he is ever so excited... Screaming with joy he sets up his new train set. The party is over and little Bobby is playing trains on the kitchen floor whilst his mum washes the dishes. Bobby set the train off round the track and as the train pulls into the station, little Bobby announces..."All those wishing to get on the train, get on the FUCKING train, All those wishing to get off the train, Get off the FUCKING train!"...."Bobby!!!!" His mother screams.."Dont you ever use that language again, now go to your room for an hour and think about what you've done!" Little bobby gets up and kicks the track and stomps off to his room... An hour passes by and little Bobby returns... Says sorry and begings to play with his trains again. His mother smiles and continues to clean the kitchen. Bobby sets the train off around the track as his mother smiles... The train pulls into the station and little Bobby proudly announses...."All those wishing to get on the train......................Get on the train...All those wishing to get off the train................................Get off the train. Anybody wishing to know why the train is late? Ask that Fucking Bitch over there!"

Favourite music

OOTSA, Ian Brown, Bon Jovi, G & R, Robbie Williams, Green Day, MJ, Stevie Wonder to name a few but as for music styles i like pretty much everything with a few exceptions, Indie, Rock, Mowtown, Pop, House, Soul, Ska mu taste, as you can see, is pretty eclectic....God i love all music Its too much to ask me to name everyone but i will sing them all terribly on the island :)

Thigns i want to do before i'm 30

Skydive Swim with dolphins Visit Africa Walk part of the Great wall and Visit Xian Learn 3 Languages Run a marathon Climb a mountain Do Vagas Get my Dive Master... Any new ideas welcomed

Fave foods....

Gotta be a sunday roase! Lamb with all the trimmings. Fillet Steak and Chateau Brion Home made Lasagne Chicken portions oven roasted with basil, cherry tomatoes and olives Lamb cutlets with red current gravy... Errrm Wild Mushroom risotto Mixed bean salad Tomato and mozzarella salad with fres basil! Well pretty much any food really washed down with a bloody good wine!

Happiest when (and the few things that are bum)

I can see the stars and everyone is smiling.... I like sunny mornings and cold walks, squishing my toes in the sand, toasted marshmallows, the cold side of the pillow, the feel of skin on skin, the smell of puppies, cold showers on a hot day, the first kiss, the smell of someone you love, getting between clean sheet after a shower, angel delight, fresh bread, babies smiles, autumn dew in the mornings and fresh cut grass, butterflies in my tummy, making shapes in the clouds, the perfect guitar riff followed by cutting vocals! Starbucks coffee, Bar B Q's, reading in the park, french knickers, seafood, picnics, the sound of the ocean, unconditional love, laughing uncontrollably, the way a song can touch you in a way nothing else can.... I like rainbows, hot soup on a cold day, open fires,fresh snow, making others laugh, chocolate fountains and fresh strawberries, banana milkshakes, starry nights...

Funniest Moment

Will have to be when I bought a new pair of trainers for the gym. I got them home, sorted out the laces as you do… Then put them on… Turned on the radio and it was cheesy music non stop… Me being the first class idiot you’ll ever meet started dancing in my dining room… (my house mate was out) Freaky dancing… Retarded special olympics dancing…Imagine the funky chicken but more jerky. I even did facial expressions… I don’t know what posessed me to dance like this, maybe it was because my house mate was out and I could! I danced like an idiot so much I managed to fall over backwards and fall on the side cabanet putting a huge bruise on my back… I was on the floor in masses of agony but all I could do was laugh my arse off. Tears of laughter rolled down my face, I couldn’t breath I was laughing so much, crawling across the floor replaying what had just happened over again in my head causing me to laugh even more. I find my phone and call my boyfriend to share this moment but couldn’t get the story out for about 15 mins… Yes I’m a fool but I’m bloody funny!

Hometown

Basingstoke (at the moment)

Occupation

IT Recruitment Consultant

Relationship status

In Relationship

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