..what i like to read..

I don't read unless it's the real life stories like "I gave birth then sold my baby to the Japanese for slavery" or "I have a fetish for suspenders and I'm half elephant." The people in them are so brilliant <3

..what i like to grind to..

Grind? Oh hell no. I booty pop! Stuff like the Cheeky Girls, Lazy Town, The Wiggles, SClub, Dolly Parton and SCOOCH!!. All these are great to pop your booty to.. You might look a bit strange but the stranger the better =D Did I mention I know the full dance routine to Scooch's eurovision song?

..who do i envy?..

I envy really nice people because I can't seem to be really really nice. I'm either nice or evil but I think that's hot <3 I don't really like nicey nice people who are always happy and smiley because I think that they're fake but yeah I still envy them o.O

..weird habits..

I actually have to drink wine out of a mug, yes I know, a mug. For some reason I think it makes you a deeper person.. No, really. For me it tastes better.. I'm such a loser. I can also shake my ass faster than a big fat woman from the ghetto which is slightly worrying considering I'm a white common male.

..what gives me the shivers?..

Yes, I'm still petrified of moths.. but not butterflies. It's actually got worse than last year because I had an encounter with a huge one which looked like a friggin' fish. It was some mutated, ugly, winged creature.

..my motto's..

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." "It takes a player to shoot a shot.. but it takes a team to win a game "

Hometown

Hull

Occupation

Sales assistant, Oh the joy of meeting old people everyday.

Relationship status

Single

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