Favourite activities

Oh you know, the usual, swinging, cross-dressing, sometimes nip down to the Shire and see Frodo and the gang, and Samwise if he's around.

Interests

Running my campaign to free Gary Glitter...Do you wanna be in my gang? Only joking!!

My favourite music

Oh the usual, Cliff Richard, Darren Day and them Irish lot...B*Witched, thats it. Oh and Hear'Say were pretty good as well Geoffrey Boycott, I know he's not a musician but he's as cool as one because he used to bowl with his cap turned back to front!! How cool is that?! Oh and he's an absolute mental because he once skived playing cricket (said he was ill, the mental) and went and played golf instead!!

Goal in life

Well at the moment I'm an A-level student but that's just a stop gap if I'm being honest. I would eventually like to broaden my horizons and move to Iceland Supermarkets, or Waitrose, and work my way up to become the Head Department Manager in Frozen Foods or Assorted Confectionaries (e.g. crisps and that)

Happiest when

Breathing or fellwalking in the hills. I love the countryside and all those 6-fingered village folk. I am very unhappy when I see butternut squash on my dinner plate. It makes me gip quite alot, I also hate the idea of normality and just want to do something that's not too close to the status quo...I WANNA ROCK ALL OVER THE WORLD!! hahahahahahahaha, sorry but that was pretty funny

Why I would love to be on Shipwrecked

Let's be serious now...I would just absolutely love to be on Shipwrecked. If I even got an audition I'd soil myself with excitement! At the moment I'm in a part of my life where I want to do something that little bit outside of the box, because I'm not really sure where life is taking me. I think Shipwrecked would be the perfect opportunity for me to find myself and also give something to everyone else that goes on. I'm a happy, exciteable, fun, friendly guy and my day doesn't feel right if I've not made someone smile or laugh. I love being positive and having a good time, and I like to think I'm spontaneous and imaginative, whish means that I hate boringness (new word, check the dictionary...please Mr Shipwrecked God). I hate seeing other people upset and love seeing people happy and having a good time, because if you're smiling then I'm smiling!! Plus I like to be the entertainer, the class clown and the attention seeker. I thrive on an audience and can be a bit of a div. Oh and just so you know, that guy on that film, Castaway? That was me...yep, so you'd best pick me because I certainly know how to survive on a desert island. Some call me the Ray Mears of the Tropicanas. I'd take him down in a jungle/island situation, he can keep his bushcraft...

Hometown

Leeds

Occupation

Priest

Relationship status

Married to Madame Palm for about 5 years!!

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