omg, that turtle is very very sweet babe , i really love him. heh want to keep hm... so how was ur audition then?? gd i hpe well done mr paul much luv xx
Why would I be great on Shipwrecked? I guess you'll just have to wait and see...By the way, the video is my pet tortoise Rocky, He just loves to climb! Not so good at getting down though.
Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time and not point at their crotch when asking for the toilet?
Now that is one of the most important questions in life... From now on I shall always point to my crotch when asking for the time just to confuse people!
Can 'FAT' people go 'SKINNY' dipping?
No! Exactly why I should be on the island... i'll show you what skinny dipping's all about!
Here's a thinker...
Who was the first person to see a cow and think, I think I will tug on those pink dangly things and then drink any liquid that comes out?! Maybe it was the same fellow who found a chicken and thought I think I will eat the next thing that comes out of this birds ass.
About me...
Yeah I'm a model, but not your typical up their own arse type of model. I'm always up for a laugh and consider myself a fairly comical chap, however I'll leave that for you to decide. I'll always be there for people that are down to pick them back up. Oh yeah and I'm fairly good with my hands, so I can build stuff!
Happiest when
On amazing, beautiful islands, with amazing, beautiful people! Wow I've just realised I've never been truely happy.
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V nice x
By IslandooBaby about 1 year ago
hey! hows it goin? happy new yr!! xx
By Elegant_Em about 1 year ago
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hello
By Con1 about 1 year ago
hello how b you? im doing a little survey just wondering if you prefer showers or baths? :D x
By Icklesurfer about 1 year ago
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u got a girly sneeze then ha ha
By crazyjemster about 1 year ago
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wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By crazyjemster about 1 year ago
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Very nice!
By Con1 about 1 year ago
genius profile dude!! x
By Jessy about 1 year ago
omg, that turtle is very very sweet babe , i really love him. heh want to keep hm... so how was ur audition then?? gd i hpe well done mr paul much luv xx
By xlilloux about 1 year ago
aww i didnt know whether to laugh or cry at ur vid lol cute though.
By maully about 1 year ago
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Hey Paul, It was great to meet u yesterday....and apologies for licking ur nose lol!! xx
By LittleLouLou about 1 year ago
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Owrite dude, hope u had fun last nite? I had a crackin day, well worth my muckle hike. Good luck. Laterz Zipz
By Zippy about 1 year ago