aah well at least thats something, and mums roast is always the bst. im going to go horse racing on sunday i think, i lovfe a bit of gambling! ha will prob come back even broker!!! xxx
TO BE POSTED VERY LOW ON THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR.
Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note; placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a race track. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, bark, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance is not required.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butts.
I cannot stress this enough!
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.That 's why they call it "fur" niture.
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you , it's an animal. To me, he/she is a son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Remember, Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
Eat less; they don't ask for money all the time; they are easier to train; normally come when called. They never ask to drive the car. They don't hang out with drug-using friends. They don't smoke or drink. They don't want to wear your clothes; they don't need a ga-zillion pounds for college. And if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.............................................................................
I'm Sorry...
For all the mean things I might have said.
I'm Sorry...
For all the things I did or didn't do.
I'm Sorry..
If I ever ignored you.
I'm Sorry...
If I ever made you feel bad or put you down.
I'm Sorry...
If I ever thought I was bigger or better than you.
I Care for You...
Don't ever forget that! Through bad times and good, I'll always be here for you.
I am Sorry...
For everything wrong I've ever done.
I'm writing this because what if tomorrow ........
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YOU BECOME A BILLIONAIRE ........
More about me
Favourite music and films
I listen to most things, but i dont often get an option, usually its the neighbours choice, the walls are a bit thin. Films?
One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest, The Shining almost anything with Jack Nicholson in although i usually dont like violent or psychological thrillers as i have to sit behind the sofa all the time. Love soppy Disney, cried when Bambi's mum was killed
Scared of
Large expanses of water, hey that would be great on the island wouldn't it? Being without chocolate, I cant even begin to imagine what that woud be like, also scared of being totally alone, in my profession i see so many old people who have no one, its sad and scary. We are entering the 'dump a granny' season that is Christmas, all those poor old people get admitted to hospital then the family dont wasnt them back, i would hate to think that my children might do that to me
Happiest when
I'm quite easy to please and dont demand much to keep me happy.I'm content downing a few Stellas, watching sport, sleeping, being with friends and certain members of my family, when I have just got paid and of course eating chocolate
My Hero(s)
Jane Tomlinson, since Kylie was diagnosed with breast cancer she has hardly been out of the papers with everyone praising her courage. After Jane was diagnosed with TERMINAL breast cancer, she went on to train and qualify as a radiologist and then went on to raise over £1.75 million for charity, she ran numerous marathons including New York, she was the first person with terminal cancer to compete in and complete the Iron Man Triathlon and she recently recently completed a cycle across the USA. Now that is what I call a hero! RIP Jane 03/09/07
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3 posts
cheers mate, you deserved it
By Mayneman about 11 hours ago
3 posts
Big shout out to anyone who has any spare gifts as i am quite new to this and feel left out that i have none. lol. xxxxx
By Mayneman about 11 hours ago
2 posts
lmao luv ya vid!
By b3asl3y about 1 month ago
89 posts
hey!! hwat u got planned for the weekend? hows things been?xx
By sophs22 about 1 month ago
11532 posts
We may get snow! I dont care as long as it's gone in a week or we will have to cancel our 3 day tri on the 4th!
By Tess124 about 1 month ago
89 posts
how was your Easter weekend, hope you got some rest!!!xx
By sophs22 about 1 month ago
44 posts
heyhun hows tricks? xx
By tweenyb about 1 month ago
11532 posts
still here?
By Tess124 about 1 month ago
8 posts
i will. tesco will probably sell one x
By JamesHart about 1 month ago
89 posts
aah well at least thats something, and mums roast is always the bst. im going to go horse racing on sunday i think, i lovfe a bit of gambling! ha will prob come back even broker!!! xxx
By sophs22 about 1 month ago
8 posts
interesting. were can i purchase one?
By JamesHart about 1 month ago
11532 posts
isn't it like 4am there?
By Tess124 about 1 month ago