What I am brilliant at

Eating, exaggerating and telling stories -once when I went away for the weeked a pigeon flew in the window of my flat, built a nest in the corner of my sofa, laid an egg in it and then flew into my face when i returned home.

Favourite films

The Goonies (nothing else even comes close.. apart from Alfie a little bit.)

Scared of

Smelling off milk

Things I absolutely love

Mangoes, umbrellas, the circus, coconuts, JAFFA CAKES, surfing, being tanned, chilli heatwave doritos, hoodies, playing tennis, barbeque sauce, lifeguard uniforms, cheesey music, having a fridge full of food, travelling, the word 'absolutely', Cornwall, the sound of tea being poured, jude law, mushrooms, showers, dancing like an idiot, aviators, jewellery, reading rubbish stories in rubbish magazines, brown backs, telling amazingly good stories, space wine, brushing my teeth, 'your face' jokes, flip flops, Bondi Beach, cold water from the fridge, fieldtrips, percy pigs, meeting new people, Albert the Fifth Musketeer, drinking games, terrible chat up lines, eating, the cold side of the pillow, puppies, my 'cot bumper', riding a bike down a hill, orangatangs, Countdown, flippers, my bed, pigs, being bare footed, you.

Things I absolutely hate

Spilling hot tea on myself when i'm on the bus, daddy longlegs, ice, finger nails, not doing well at things, wind, riding a bike up a hill, cinnamon, being caught umbrella-less in the rain, nipple rings, not having a fridge full of food, being sleep deprived, listening to Jeremy Kyle talk about anything, winter, losing when i play tennis against my brother, waking up early, the overuse (or just use) of the phrase 'lol', people walking slowly in front of me, cornish pasties, being in a bad mood for no reason, poeple who stink, girls who try and dance sexily to cheesy music(!), Paul O'Grady, being hungry, people who sit on benches and empty 10 loaves of bread on the floor so that every single pigeon in a 159 million mile radious flocks at their feet, long car journeys, not having something to do, hangovers, candles, not seeing my friends, being cold, the fact that I cannot open a box of jaffa cakes without eating all 12 in one go, TRIANGLES (...of the love variety).

Ambitions in Life

hug an orangatang, win the lottery and scatter £50 notes into a busy crowd, stroke a dolphin, slap jeremy kyle around the face, count the hairs on a polar bears chest, ride on the back of a mythical sea monster.

Hometown

Here and there

Occupation

No

Relationship status

Nun

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