What I am brilliant at

cutting people down when they are wrong but in nice way. A skill that was past down through many zen masters in china before ending up in Hull. Also watching films and television, i am sensational at these.

What I'd like to change about myself

The fact I did not have the big man balls to attempt a back flip when I was skiing for six months. Also my shocking memory blanks which can cancel out several hours of an evening but then that would be mean to all the chubby girls who I stalk at these times.

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

I am a relatively well behaved young man having never slung crack or pimped any Hos. I did get banned from school trips in my younger youth for calling some teachers cunts and making some sexual references to one of the wives. That was just politics though.

hero

' I am a real american, fight for the rights of every man, i am a real american, fight for whats right, fight for your life...dun dun dun du dudududu' I'm sure you all know this to be the entrance theme for the greatest living man none other than Hulk Hogan. God love that handle bar moustacheoed man.

Happiest when

waking up after a big night to no one being in and a fridge full of juice. ripping the mother loving piss out of other people

Favourite music, movie, magazine

My favourite music is soul in particular that sultry sexy mo fo marvin gay. favourite ever tune is 'aint too proud to beg' by the temptations. I also have a love for old school hip hop such as NWA, early LL, public enemy. Essentially though i like what i like whether it be rock, hip hop or euro pop I love just about all movies as i feel nearly all movies have a time and a place. favourites of all time would be 'one flew over the cuckoos nest', 'happy gilmore' , green mile (that big bastard dying is sadder then winslet dying in titanic) oh and Michael Jackson could bum me if he wrote another hit as good as billie jean.

Hometown

Hull

Occupation

Educated Bum

Relationship status

single

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