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to change my clothes (no time for a shower!), brush my teeth and slap on a bit of make up, oh and let's not forget the chicken fillets! So all this rushing got me in a bit of a fluster, but onto the audition I went. Now I don't wanna give too much away about the audition itself, but as you all know quite a few people were called each week (about 40 at mine!). So we're all in a room with the lovely Channel 4 people, getting to know one another. After about 10 mins we're sitting down, I leaned forward in my chair and feel a lump at my side, wanting to investigate further, I squeased it and I think to myself "Hhmmm that feels a squigy" then to my horror I realise it's the chicken fillet. I was wearing a tight top, I wanted to scream! All I could think was "How long has that been there? Crap, now one boob is bigger than the other". I was about to duck my eyes to check out the left side, when I suddenly see the other one sitting quite happily by itself on the floor. At this stage I'm ready to get up and leg it out the door, but not wanting to miss the opportunity of a lifetime, I slouched down in my, stretched out my foot and discreetly slid it under my chair and shoved it in my bag. A minute or two later, I picked up my bag and went to the toilet. From all the embarrassment and worry of anyone witnessing this I was sweating like crazy and feeling like a flustered mess. So I quickly tried make myself look presentable, shoved the fillets back into place and returned to the room. A while later, after a little audition stuff, I was sitting back down and realised, yes, my little restless chickens had gone for a walk again! I found one snuggling up to my belly about to fall out of my top (God only knows how I didn't notice the little beggers moving around!). Anyways, I quickly scanned the floor, "Phew, none to be seen anywhere". I had a swift feel of my bra, "Yip, they're both definitely missing in action, but where's the other one? Panic stations". I tactfully felt both sides of my top, and then realised the other one's sitting on the chair next to me. I snatched the fillet, hid it in my hand, pushed it into my bag and retreated to the toilet. This time I was not making the same mistake again! I grabbed the one from my belly and in my frenzy, threw it into the cupboard in the toilet (well I didn't want them falling out of my bag now did I?). I heard the toilet door open so I left the other one where it was and thankfully it stayed there! Needless to say after all of this my nerves were shot and I was flustered as hell, I couldn't be myself, and made a shambles of my audition! So, Channel 4 people, if you found the chicken fillets, you can hold onto them until my next audition!!

Other Embarrassments:

Before my 21st a friend of mine emailed in a load of my embarrassing/mad moments for a national radio show on a Sat. afternoon called, wait for it, "21st Birthdays!" Anyways what happens is every week they pick a different person to come on the air and go through their stories and in turn for the shame they'd give a Playstation 2 and a load of games. So on the morn of my party, 2fm phoned me up and asked me if I'd go on air before 3pm, of course I agreed. The time came and I went on air, I was having great craic with the DJ's, the slaggin was going back and forth, I told all my stories and then I asked them if I could say a few words to those who were travelling from all over for the party, and this is how it went "I'd just like to say thanks a million to all of my friends who are coming from Dublin, Belfast, Galway (etc!). Fair f**kin play..." All you could hear was the loud gasps of air from me and the DJ's, I could've died (oh the irony!). Thankfully they were grand about it and just slagged me some more, this time I didn't return the slaggin!...........................A few years ago, I was at a house party in my wee tartan mini thinking I was gorgeous! I went to the toilet, then chatted to a few people, went into the sitting room, still mingling, only to be told by one of the fellas that I'd tucked the front of my skirt into my knickers. Nobody had to tell me when I did it the second time, I just felt the draft! I should’ve just gone home after I did it the first time!

Favourite music

Kings of Leon, Groove Armada, 2 Many DJ's, The Bravery, Whipping Boy, Pink Floyd, The Kinks, The Prodigy, Chemical Brothers, The Blizzards, Beck, Rolling Stones, Director, Aerosmith, Paul Weller, Semisonic, Deep Dish, Daft Punk (THE BEST GIG THAT I CAN'T REMEMBER!!), Tom Waits, T-Rex, The Beastie Boys, Paolo Nuitini, Rolling Stones, Massive Attack, the Zutons, Bloc Party, Tom Petty, Skunk Anansie, Kasabian, Damien Rice, Damien Dempsey, Fischerspooner, Faithless, Ben Harper, Aphex Twin, Leftfield, basically I could go on and on!

Love......

Drive-By-Super-Soaking, Surfing, Camping, Swimming, partying, climbing trees, acting like a clown, reminising, taking a walk to the river in the early hours of the morning and jumpin off the waterfall, tea, giving presents, receiving hugs, jigsaw puzzles, Fraggle Rock, the Amstel Ads (http://www.amstel.ie/default.php?agecheck=yes&page=html/home.htm) , sitting by the fire listening to the wind and rain pelting off the window, and most of all seeing hope and laughter in peoples eyes

About me:

I think you get the drift!

Hometown

Bundoran aka. Fundoran!

Occupation

Civil Slave, sorry......servant and part time photographer

Relationship status

Afraid of commitment!

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