Favourite book(s)

Any self help book which helps other people realise that they can never overcome the overpowering awesomeness that is me!!! (this is so I can give them as gifts) And books which teach you how to be modest. (so I know when I've reached an acceptable level of being better than everyone else)

Favourite music

Music!!! Pah!!! Angels sing for me on command any tune I like, but I refuse to listen as they know full well that nobody sings better than I! Sometimes I may allow them to try but then I quickly smack them down as soon as they have sung long enough to realise what they've done.

Favourite movie(s)

Superman Returns. So I can rub Kal Els face in how nobody wears there pants over there tights, idiot!!! And then mock him to the point where he tries to hurt me but damages himself trying and then mock him some more because simply trying to hurt me makes him a self harming emo. HA!! Man of Steel, more like Man of Charmin extra soft!!!

Scared of

being taken seriously. Oh and Rocky. He may not be as Awesome as I but he doesn't stop trying. Seriously, he just won't stay down. I beat him black and blue, gave him brain damage but he kept coming back drooling something about eye of the tiger. In the end I had to offer to fix his head just so I could sit down and watch Spicegirls the movie. I fucking love that girl power shit.

Happiest when

There's not a lot to be unhappy about when you Rock as much as I do. I guess I'm happiest when spanking He-Man with his own Sword after taking it from him and telling him that She-ra makes him look like a pussy. Then I set battle cat on him and tell him that he can't hit battle cat back or I'll grass him in to the RSPCA for pet abuse.

My Hero(s)

I have no Heroes, although I have been the hero to many a famous person. People like Ghandi, Jesus Christ, Superman etc. Oh and my biggest fan right now is Satan, yeah he won't stop calling me and he's constantly trying to get me to Captain his football team so I can single handedly beat Gods team at the pearly gates and bitch slap St peter. I might think about it but I'm thinking that God will get his revenge when I'm older and slightly less awesome.

Hometown

WALHALLA!!!

Occupation

I'm the one who gets to tell God if he can go the toilet or not, thats right, Gods my bitch!

Relationship status

The world is in love with me, but there is only so much of me to go round. TRY HARDER!!!

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