My Plan

My plan is to take over the world HAHAHAHAHA i shal do this buy following these simple steps.1) Take over the shark and tiger islands. 2) Indebt people to me by helping them, so that i will have their support later on. 3) Appear to be smart (i.e. pretend to know all the answers when in fact I have simply bribed various persons for the correct answers) so that people will think I will make a good leader. 4) Make many contacts that I can use to gain power by participating in various clubs and stuff. 5) Never let people know that I'm an evil genius. Muhahaha. (Oops... I'm not an evil genius of course not, I was just kidding, how could someone as nice as me (see number 2) be an evil genius) 6) Obtain a foolish but catchy nickname and dance so that people recognize my name and think that I am harmless. 7) Create a foolish website that hypnotizes anyone that visits and causes them to obey me. 8) Find a way to remember people's names 9) Secretly obtain blackmail against anyone that could foil my plans, ie YOU. 10) Argue with potential opponents, learn their opinions, weaknesses and obtain more blackmail. 11) Exploit the billions of security holes in Microsoft products to spy on people's computers and obtain even more blackmail (yeah, its that important) and learn what to use to bribe people. 12) Create viruses that destroy windows and then shoot Bill Gates and be hailed as a hero. 13) Make billions of dollars from gambling, thieving and other underhanded methods, and then use that money to get elected president. 14) Accuse a bird of taking over the world

The Bird

Fluffy is a bird that has been known for many devious plots. While most people think that Fluffy is a harmless parrot that can do no harm, we know better.Fluffy is an evil genius planning to take over the world. He has already taken over an entire room in his poor misguided owner's house. Even worse, he knows how to stop me from taking over the world. Therefore to prevent this from happening we have created a bird zapper to eliminate the threat that Fluffy poses to humanity.However, animal rights activists that have already fallen under Fluffy's control are outraged and have threatened to kill me if I don't let them save him. I have therefore come to a compromise. If I can raise 100 Islandoo pennys I will not kill Fluffy as that should be enough to protect the world from Fluffy (and fund my own takeover) once you people realize that he is an evil genius. Therefore I now give you the chance to donate and delay Fluffy's inevitable doom - Once he gains control of Ireland he will have to be stopped.

Favourite movie qote

The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!

Scared of

Little white rabbits with pointy ears and big nasty teeth they always want to bite ur neck!! EEKK. Jews and gypsy women.

What to do for newyears eve?

Right here we are again nearly another year over and the all important question what and where to go for newyears eve? Its a tough one my friends and i r torn in different directions we dont want to stay in scanky lincoln thats a fact, its a choice between Brighton and try and blag our way into see fat boy slim on the beach on newyears day, London, Edingborough or just throw a big rave somewhere and invite lots of totaly random people. If any1 is holding a party and would like to invite a group of party animals then we r ur people. But please throw some surgestions this way.

Hometown

Lincoln

Occupation

Soon to be world leader

Relationship status

Taken

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