My Life

On New Years Eve 1987 at sometime around 7.30pm (enough time left in the night for the dad to celebrate new years in style down the pub and get wasted)... Little old chubby cheeks me was born. For that reason alone New Years Eve 1987 is the greatest day in history.. because if not you wouldnt be reading this now! :) I Some up my life quickily as i can! Nursery - Primary School - Secondary School - 6th Form - Work - University... Happenings - Growing up - growing hair on my body!! what a wierd experience puberty is! what fun though haha! Experiencing the downs and lows of liking people... first time at school and your like omg... i got a wierd feeling around this girl mum!!! lol Gaining maturity, going through the few years of random erections at school and having to work out ways to hide your soldier so no one saw!! yep we all did it guys! meeting a lovely girlfirend :) ________________________________________________ Now at Uni and what can i say... banter banter banter!! People say it makes you grow up, i say it teaches you principles of drinking... :)

My most embarrasing moment..

One overcast day at school i was wondering around in the play ground, checking out the year 11 school girls as you did in year 9... when one some seagull decided to shit on me... i was thinking what a cheeky git!! out of all of the people it decided to do a poo on my shoulder!! when your 13 and starting to fancy girls its not a good pulling toll being pooed on so i thought run to the toilet.. wash it off game over!!! wanted to kill them all at this point!! so did all that come back out for a cheeky kickabout with the lads and the bell goes off... sending 100s more of the seagulls on a wild toilet stop over the playground.. of course i casually strolled through the payground thinking like they would dare shit on me again!! but oh no never underestimate the bastards... straight on my head!! moral of the story is run like everyone else when the seagulls come out because they aim poos at anyone!!!!

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

oooo blimey god knows... i mean everyone has flashed their headtecher whilst shouting hey sexxxxxymama!! Of course thats not true really... naughty things are for under the bedsheets or in public when the lights are out... and naughty things are for you and someone else... or infact mutliple someone elses to know and others to film :)

2008

I cant believe where the time goes these days!! i mean last time i come on here i wasnt even at uni... now the year isnt far from being up!! Im 20 as well... 10 years im 30!! kids maybe? growing up fast!! ________________________________________________ If you want to take anything away from this year for me its going to uni... at first i shat myself and thought what am i doing with my life? but after a while you realise what all the fun is about... and boy is it fun!! going to lectures and the library everyday, researching text books and documents, participating in class discussions on the internet... exactly what life should be like!! Well for the geeks amongst us that would be ideal but really its about banter... seeing who can wind eachother up the most and do the stupidest things.. bournemouth uni is the place to beee xx

Jokes

Well as of late i decided a smile a day is the best thing after a shag... so here are some jokes.. maybe telling a joke and having sex might be even better.... Hmm??? Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!" Two fat blokes where in a pub, and one said to the other "your round." The other one said "so are you!" what do you call a sheep with no legs.... a cloud weyyyyyy! what did the left nut say to the right nut.... "godddddd that chap in the middle is welllll hard" :) Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the cupboard. To fetch her poor dog a bone, When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own.

Hometown

London - Bournemouth Fun times!

Occupation

Fresher... and what fun it is :)

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